"Hello. I am Swan."

All will love me and despair.

Story time: Shortly after my best friends got married, they got this doggo. Because they're artsy steampunk hipster nerds, her name is Esquonne. But they call her Swan for short. This was entirely coincidental. They had no idea what my name was on Fimfic. For a while, every time they called her name, I would respond. This was a source of great amusement to all parties involved.

I love Swan. She is cute pupper.

Little do my best friends know that Swan and I will take over the world together.

Comments

[RoboRed]

Dawwwwwww cutiewiddlepupperdoggie!!

[Lise]

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[Icanhazmochi]

Have you told them about this? I'm assuming you have given the first picture but meh

[JMP]

That puppy is adorable.

[TGM]

I always knew there was something off about you...

if ever we meet irl, you will be scratched behind the ears.

[Nonagon]

deg

[silvershinepony]

Doggo

[Pav Feira]

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[RazgrizS57]

PUPPER

[Enduring Cosmos]

I am ready for WORLD DOMINATION!

[Quantum Pony]

pupperdog secret writer of horse words

[Mystiknight]

Just out of curiosity, are you a fan of Phantom of the Paradise?

[Jykinturah]

Nice cover up, Swan, everyone knows you are a dog.

[Swan Song]

3964638 Noh. I am a Swan.

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3961298 Nope, dunno what that is