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JaketheGinger


There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

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    With thanks to Merc the Jerk for this terrible idea, but let's be honest, we're giving the episode much more attention than it deserves.


    *rings doorbell*

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  • 328 weeks
    I want to write again but I need your thoughts!

    Since I've settled into an easygoing life, with a new computer at my side, I'm getting that writing bug again. It pays to have friends who write in that regard, since you tend to look at them and be a little ashamed that you aren't matching their output at all.

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  • 361 weeks
    Sunset Over Paradise

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  • 393 weeks
    An Experimental Excerpt - The Pink Pioneer

    Sometimes I write. I promise. The process usually involves a huuuge ton of time thinking of how awesome an idea of mine would be... without nailing down many specifics or getting on with the damn thing. That said, once I do get writing, I can achieve a decent length in a short amount of time. I suppose that fits my personality; long bouts of distraction coupled with short, intense bursts of work.

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  • 410 weeks
    I'm Feeling Quite Smug Right Now

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May
11th
2016

Pinkie Pie is Eternal · 7:27pm May 11th, 2016

In my never ending quest to find a way to reach my one true waifu, Pinkamena Diane Pie, better known as Pinkie Pie, I have uncovered a startling truth that will change the way you think about this pink horse forever.

Instead of doing something productive, I was watching an episode of Golden Age Simpsons. More specifically, the episode Burn Baby Burns, Season 8, air date November 17th 1996. And this scene popped up...

Marge and Lisa both wonder how the hell this party popped out of nowhere, to which Homer says that parties don't have to make sense.

You know who else throws parties in the blink of an eye and makes no sense?

That's right. Pinkie Pie.

Thus we have undeniable, undeniable, proof that Pinkie existed in the Simpsons during 1996. This leaves two possibilities:

-Pinkie has the ability to travel through time. (Her travelling to different dimensions is a given because she appeared in crossover adverts with Dan Vs.)
-Pinkie has existed and will exist forever until the end of days, at which point she will throw a Big Bang party, and life will begin anew.

In other news, Pinkie became an moeblob:

Of course I'd still fuck it, do you even need to ask?

Read Issue #42 of the MLP comics. It's actually really cute RariPie. Not much plot, true but with these comics... the less plot, the better.

-JaketheGinger

P.S. It's exam season, so all is quiet on the western front. Sorry!

Comments ( 4 )

Was there ever any doubt of Pinkie's eternal nature? While the infinitely refracted joy energy that is Pinkie Pie only made itself to known to a wider audience in this universe starting in 2010, it has always shone through the greater multiverse. Clearly some aspect of it graced Springfield in years gone by.

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Pinkie knows the biggest secret of them all...

She knows exactly which state Springfield is in.

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find proof of pinkie in animaniacs

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