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Alcatraz


Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

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  • 61 weeks
    People like this are honestly hilarious

    Today, I got a certain message, one that I've had a few times in the past.

    It's about a random person who I've never met, complaining about a comment I left on an M-Rated incestuous story, wherein I said "incest is wincest".

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  • 68 weeks
    A Long Overdue Update

    A fair few people have been asking when I'll get around to continuing The Evil Paradox.

    Short answer is, I will.

    The long answer? The last couple years haven't exactly been kind to me for a variety of reasons that I don't really want to get into, but what I will say is that it has a lot to do with finances and mental health.

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  • 109 weeks
    Monster Hunter is such a time sink

    200 hours in two and a half months of one of my favourite games of all time, sorry-not sorry I haven't written a single damned word of anything lately I've just been having way too much fun for what feels like the first time in years that isn't the toxic fucking cesspool that is Overwatch.

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  • 116 weeks
    Soon~

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  • 119 weeks
    finally fucking finished

    This chapter of TEP has just been one headache after another.

    Imagine trying to complete a 5000 piece black and white gradient puzzle and having it take two years to do.

    I don't know how much of a shit-show this chapter actually is until I get it sent off to be edited.

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Apr
26th
2016

an unfortunate circumstance · 11:41pm Apr 26th, 2016

So, it behooves me to tell you guys that something went fundamentally wrong with my internet connection and now I'm left without any wifi.

My phone is shittier than two girls one cup, so does a piss-poor job at loading just about anything, thus I'll be relatively unreachable except for on Skype and Steam for those of you I talk to regularly. That also means I won't be able to post anything outside of this, including but not limited to story updates. I will still be able to work on the chapters themselves while offline and the outline for Part One of the next chapter of ANCTL is almost done, but that's the extent of it.

I'll still be around to read any messages and comments you guys leave though, but my presence on FiMFiction will be restricted to lurking essentially. It could be tomorrow, it could be in two weeks, but I honestly don't know when the wifi will be fixed.

I had to sneak onto my brother's computer to post this, so now I have to wipe internet history on his computer and sign out of everything. Until then, ciao everyone!

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Comments ( 7 )

We await your return mate.

Cheers!

Alcatraz, its not like you were looking at porn on his computer or anything right? Right?

3899058 I look at all the glorious pony porn on my phone :raritywink:

You rebel.
I like that

3899062 Good, it would make an awkward situation if he were to find pony porn on his computer, he might even start to question himself if he realizes that he likes it. Like what happened to me when I was shown the glorious pony porn at college from a friends laptop. I never knew Pinkie's spine could even bend that way before.

I keep seeing references to that video and I really question the sanity of anyone who enjoys that. Read in "And Zoologist's Dream" where Twilight and pinkie pie was shown that vid. Twilight had a freak out and pinkie loled.

Do you know Chrome has a Incognito mode?

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