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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 50 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 60 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 90 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 90 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 113 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Apr
25th
2016

Tonight · 9:13pm Apr 25th, 2016

There should be a Chase chapter released.

Right now , too hot, too much pain, and I feel sick. Fixed an awesome meal though. Worth the pain. Totes worth it.

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Comments ( 6 )

The kitchen chased you from posting sooner.

I regret nothing!:trollestia:

Get well soon, kudz.
What was the special treat you made?

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Facebook followers already know. :rainbowdetermined2:

I made chimichangas. I stewed some chicken in salsa verde and some butter, waited until it fell apart into tender, stringy bits, and then dumped in some refritos. I let everything cook together until I had a mess of chicken and refritos. Spooned that into tortillas, rolled them, fried them, and then let them drain. Afterwards, I smothered them in nummy stuff like sour cream, guacamole, and cheese.

And now? Now the music is starting. Good thing the windows are open. I've become the hispanic panic.

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I used to ride motorcycles in a body suit.

**unzip!**

ARGH! MOTHERFU**dies**

The worst ones have that extended neck brace that goes up under your helmet and makes your eyes water while you are riding. Curse you truck stop egg salad!

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