It's not getting from A to B. It's not the beginning or the destination that counts. It's the ride in between that matters
Note: this is NOT an april fools, just a poorly times spur of the moment update on my part
Yeah, it's been a while, writers block got in the way, then life kept me away. I don't want to give up on the story as I have enough scraps of ideas for at least another book after this (not that this one is close to finishing).
The Four Virtues: Tale of the Elements
slightly meh title, I know. but it was the best I could come up with.
here's a little regional map I managed to churn out today
if Equestria is north of the equator, these guys are situated firmly towards the ass-end of Terra, which means from their perspective the sun and moon have been acting extremely fucky and no one knows why
Locale: Sauria, The Southern Continent (minimal examples elsewhere)
Height: 4" 3' (females), 4" 9' (Males)
Magic: N/A
coloration: tannish skin & fur, grey markings on females, crimson markings on males, mane varies
I've never been too keen on using the foot as the standard unit of measurement in Equestria, that sent me on a tangent to "standardise" some equestrian units of length, the results of which you see below, and can expect to see me use within the universe from now on.
the phrase "used in place of" should be taken to mean informally
So let's say many years into the future he no longer has quite so active a role in trying to protect the universe, so he simply watches over whatever part of Equestria he lives in.
then some would-be villain thinks he can take a shot at him
Translation: Go fuck yourself
Nova then proceeds to launch said villain into a volcano
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Do a one shot about this, it shall be read.
3876232 I'll probably find some way to incorporate it, either that or I'll write a spin-off comprised of one-shots
that is a very roundabout/Disney way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself". I prefer the direct approach.
3876810 yeah, that's kind of hard to do when the character in question is royalty and NEEDS to maintain a certain amount of public dignity, even in the face of some would be usurper
3876931 true. and that makes this out of the question:
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3876942 only in a diplomatic manner, I never said anything anything about when he was in battle
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You could try saying this:
"You are hereby cordially invited to remove yourself from this location, and then proceed to indulge yourself in copious quantities of self-procreation, possibly with the additional aid of a household excavatory implement, inserted perpendicular to the norm."
Basically, "leave this place, and go fuck yourself with a shovel, sideways."