Solution to the Too Many Stories Problem - A New Story, Project Mightier! · 8:38pm Apr 1st, 2016
So everyone knows I have a problem. If stories were alcohol, I'd be a brewer with a drinking problem who insists on participating in NASCAR on a unicycle. So after a lot of sober (honest!) deliberation, I've come up with a solution.
Announcing, the birth of Project Mightier, a new story that shall be titled...
'My Little Definitive Guide to the Legendary Legends of Raising 1000 Virgin Butlers, One Badass King of Dark Nightmare Knight Summoners, Infinite Marble Pies'.
Yes, you guessed it. Effective immediately, I shall be cancelling all my stories and rewriting all of them as one mega crossover fic featuring my very own self-insert OC, Pen Mightier, a simple brony who after buying out an entire vendor stall at a comic convention suddenly becomes a super OverButler capable of summoning 1000 virgin nightmare knights. After accidentally adopting three little Sombras, Pen Mightier must somehow disguise himself as a simple unassuming red-and-black alicorn OC as he embarks on an epic journey into the depths of Tartarus to ultimately solve the mysteries of Pony Anatomy.
Chapter one has just been sent to the editors and shall hopefully be ready for your reading pleasure this very weekend! I hope you all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it!
happy Aprils fools?
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By god I hope so.
nice April fools day day joke man but you might have had better luck putting this up in the morning when I was half asleep. Other wise good job.
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I'm honestly not sure if he's actually kidding.
3841897 yeah that has me worried too
honestly...?
a one shot of this, with every terrible trope from early 90's anime would be fucking fantastic. I mean, somebody spent all that time making that image. cant let it go to waste.
3841879 Challenge Accepted.
3841894 Your god is puny and weak.
3841896 What's April Fools?
3841897 Don't hog all the optimism.
3841923 Playing ignorant? oh well if this is true I guess I'll have to unfollow you then. I'm sorry but I should go now.
As long as Sombra still gets laid and leads the thestrals out of oppression.
3841923 ... I really hope you're joking.
I mean I love the idea. Really I do!
BUT...
You will probably get requests to get back to your other stories Hell, I might do it myself also.
But if you're not...
WELL GOOD LUCK!
...should I be worried that people are actually worried I might be serious?
That sound.... ehhhhhh. Thankfully I know the date so I take everything today with a grain of sand.
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You folks do realize he is from across the pond... meaning when he posted this HIS time, it is April 2nd?
Now if you folks don't mind, as one of his occasional editors, I gotta go through this beast... Already a hair over 100k words and THAT'S just for the f**king titlecard!
I, of course, am being a smart ass... Happy April Fool's everyone!
I know it's a joke, but the concept still makes me shudder.
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I don't believe you!
Who knows what treacherous lies, you're will to spill! Lies and slander!
I'd read it if it were real. Sseriously. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
You know, eventually we'll have to move April fools to the second, because nobody's gonna believe anything on the first anymore.
With that said I will still believe as hard as I can for this to be real.
Well I for one welcome our new absolute best possible story on the site ever.
Congratulations on a magnificent April Fools Day, from one fool to another
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3842776 Is this a trick? Is it? I have no idea. I've been banging into walls trying to read between the lines.
This is the only logical solution and can only end well.
So, how long ago did you hit a thousand followers?
Not going to lie...
I would read it. :D
3842776 I was thinking it was an Aprils fools prank, but then maybe he is serious and his marble pie fic is his first attempt of a self insert, cant say is the weirdest one I have read on this site
3845319 Trust me, the day I write a self-insert, you'd know. It will be a grand epic about this really bored guy who likes to draw and write about candy-coloured equines who one day snaps and decides to write a self-insert about this really bored guy who likes to draw and write about candy-coloured equines who one day snaps and deci-.....
3843030 I did?
Oh, I did.
Odd, I last remember having 700 or so.
God have mercy on their poor misguided souls.
Thanks for the heads up. I guess I should do some kind of rain dance or sacrifice a packet of peanuts or write a celebratory chapter of 1000 virgin mares or something.
3842776 Thank you, good sir. And might I say it is good to see you back with us. You have been sorely missed.
3846017 meh I have read a lot really freaking weird, oh my god what I just and why I keep reading it until the end? kind of stuff, and reading about a self insert where the author get turned into the opposite gender just to give birth to himself sadly doesn't get even to the top ten of stories I wish I could forget but wouldn't do it because I may end just reading then again sometime later....