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  • 3 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 4 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 4 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 7 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 9 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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69! · 6:30am Apr 1st, 2016

Haha, haha, I'm so mature!

I knew I had to make my 69th story be about sex! I wanted it to be Lesbian Horse Sex, but that one's not ready yet, so instead have my first human-pony romance, Premature Cross Pollination, a short story exploring "an unfortunate quirk of inter-species coitus." It's an angle I haven't really seen done before. And because it just barely skirts by with a "teen" rating (trust me, I checked the rules.), I can link to it here. And I mean, just LOOK at this gloriously crappy cover art I drew!:

Glorious! Go read my 69th (snrk) story, which may or may not hint at a certain sexual position exemplified by the numerical digits six and nine abreast.

Premature Cross Pollination

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OH ALSO I DIDN'T PLAN THIS BUT THIS IS MY 269th BLOG POST
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