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Blog #300! · 12:58am Mar 28th, 2016

[Insert party-horn here!] :pinkiehappy:

I've been silent for a bit, I know, but I didn't want such a mile-stone 'used up' on some run-of-the-mill, bog-standard random crap.

I've been waiting on some A++ grade weird crap to get such a prestigious blog! :pinkiecrazy:

Without further ado, Japans new answer to Equestria Girls!

'Umamusume Pretty Derby promotion movie' according to Google translate. Yeah... That first EQG movie doesn't seem quite so bad anymore, huh?

I mean, seriously... Super-model race-horse women sprinters? What the hell?

That concept alone is almost enough to be a barely hid porn thing, but I'm honestly, genuinely shocked the horse-women don't have jockeys. Just seem like that one of those last drop of logic in the insanity things, you know? :rainbowderp:

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What's sad is that that kind of stuff from Japan... doesn't surprise me anymore.

Yeah, weird stuff... really.
Sorry to be that guy but about 'Dark Horse' any chance of it happening this month? Can we get a Strong maybe for April? I'm still logging in daily hopping to see it with an update. Seriously everything you write turns to gold and I need my fix.:pinkiehappy:

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You flatterer. :twilightblush:

I hope so, but the next chapter and the new outline has been a nightmare and a half to get just right, so I don't want to make any promises.

Still working on it, though.

That's good to hear

Yeah... That first EQG movie doesn't seem quite so bad anymore, huh?

Huh, you have successfully found something worse than EQG... There isn't enough alcohol in the country...

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Huh, you have successfully found something worse than EQG... There isn't enough alcohol in the country...

In all honesty, I thought the first EQG's movie was fine.

Some clear teething problems and a premise dictated by marketing, yeah, but I never quite got the rage for that movie. It was decent.

The sequel is far superior, though, and I've heard nothing-but good things about Friendship Games.

Wouldn't that long hair just add wind resistance? They should get buzz cuts for the racing...

I think I might be missing the point of this show.

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It isn't a show....
It's one of those games. Harem game.

Yeah, saw this yesterday. Why, Japan, why?
Where did the glory days of cool racecars go?
(Still have a soft spot for the car designs of Future GPX)

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