A Very Special Hearts and Hooves Day Preview · 3:26am Feb 10th, 2016
Greetings, gentle reader! 
I know not whether you shall spend this Hearts and Hooves day nestled in your lover's arms, or tucking into a resplendent tub of ice cream by your lonesome. But sometime soon, if thou hast followed me, thine eyes shall feast upon a tale of tragic love in the tradition of such timeless classics as Romeo and Juliet and/or Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. And like the visionary authors of these great works of yore, I have labored long to bring such passion to the tale that you may need neither lover nor ice cream for your soul to feel the stirring of the season.
I would not wish to share too much, too soon. Thy news feed shall contain it, when 'tis published. I'll leave you only with an image, and the breathy, whispered promise: There is more.
Sir Lintsalot is going to be heartbroken, isn't he?
I might have a crush on you now. For that was most awesome and hilarious.
This. Is. Epic. I can't wait!
Love your stories.
3744505 The Knight of Lint did hesitate, and in doing so, did lose the hand (or bag-corner) of his beloved...
3744515 Soft, fair maiden; look not to th'affections of such aged hackneys as myself! Seek out one of quicker blood, and without pattern-baldness, as befits the hearts (and heads) of youth.
3744539 Verily, I pray it shall not disappoint!
Expect... the unexpected.
Get hype!
3744804 I can guarantee it's not like anything most people will have read before.
3744938 All aboard! The hype train leaves as soon as this sucker passes moderation!
...Assuming, of course, that it is not deemed too salacious for approval.
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You should include a safety word for when reading that way if the passion becomes too great for any of your readers they can just say the word and feel safe ?
3745182 Curses! Why didn't one of us think of that sooner!
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There's also an associated dance.
Your readers can dance if they want to,
They can leave their friends behind,
Cause their friends don't dance,
And if they don't dance,
Well, they're no friends of mine!
3745534 Right now the young are wondering what we geezers find so funny. But funny it is!
Oh, that reminds me: 3744539, be on the lookout for a reference to one of your works toward the end...
Ok well if the story is even partially as entertaining as the thread of comments it will be a good time :)
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Git off our lawn! Dang young'ins!
Is this the story where the piece of paper wins prom queen and then the crown gets stolen and it doesn't know what's going on then starts crying cause Twilight stole the crown that was stolen from her? Then the piece of paper finds her rock in Tom and they have a pair of safety scissors and everyone lives happily ever after?
3747328 No, that would be the sequel.
3746438 It's up now; you tell me!