Bewbs

I respect women. I really do.

I just...

Look, it's very difficult being a male, okay? Women have NO idea what we men have to go through in life!

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[Scarheart]

Look, it's very difficult being a male, okay?

No, it isn't. Bewbs are amazing and fun to play with!

[UniqueSKD]

3711734 I wouldn't know. I have no boobies and I've never gotten to know boobies on a personal level.

I'm not a rapist or a pedophile like 80% of the clopfic writers on this site.

Yeah, I said it. Come on, it's mostly true. Mostly.

[Scarheart]

3711751 Well, one of these days, a girl is going to show you her bewbs and you're going to do a little mental as your fingers itch and twitch.

And she wouldn't show you her bewbs if she didn't want you to touch them.

....just ask first before you do. It's polite.

[Topaz Moon]

That is the problem with the cheap costumes at the stores. Everything is 'sexy' this. Might as well just go out with a pair a panties and a bra on Halloween with some type of unbuttoned/non closed shirt or jacket cut off just under the breast. It is a shame really. But we can still find really good costumes at other places for us... just more expensive.

3711772

And she wouldn't show you her bewbs if she didn't want you to touch them.

No. Not true... not true at all. Most strippers do not want you to touch them. Plus there is flashing, just to tease you/show you but not wanting you to touch them.

[UniqueSKD]

3711772 I'd rather wait until AFTER a fourth date before doing anything like that. And of course I'd only do it with her consent.

Assuming I even get to meet my special 'her' any time soon.

I don't want to have to sink to lines of hookers.

Get it? Hook, line and sinker?

It's a fishing joke, look it up.

[Scarheart]

3711786 Strip clubs don't count. This was meant to be expressed on a personal level. And I did remind him to ask politely first. Do I need to add 'wait until permission is given'?

[Topaz Moon]

3711793 The flashing/teasing part was for outside stripclub situation.

[BlabideeblahMLP]

3711751 D... Do you know what it means to be intelligent?

[UniqueSKD]

3712082 If being smart means what you say, I'll remain a fool my entire life.

[LightOfTriumph]

Never let anyone tell you that having a libido is the same thing a disrespecting women. The only way it is is if you act on it without consideration or all due politeness.

[UniqueSKD]

3712164 ...true.

[BlabideeblahMLP]

3712106 No, you don't.

[BaroqueNexus]

I don't see the appeal.

[UniqueSKD]

3712246 Yes I do. Don't correct me bitch.

[BlabideeblahMLP]

3712310 No, you clearly don't.

3712275 'S cuz ur ghey.

As for me I'm ponesexual.

[UniqueSKD]

3712353 Yes I effing do.

And don't make fun of Baroque because he's gay. I'll have none of that here.

[BlabideeblahMLP]

3712395 Thinking I'm making fun of Baroque for being gay just supports my point. First off, I entirely support anybody that's not straight. Secondly, who am I to talk when I don't experience sexual attraction to humans at all and instead find ponies beyond hot?

Third off, I'm SO gay for Sombra.

[UniqueSKD]

3712405 Fuck me dude. Actually no don't. But seriously, I was taking a quote from the Naruto Shippuden games series. There's no need to be angry! Calm the hell down!

Look at some horse boobies. Maid To Serve will offer you some to look at.

And seriously, except for me, I think nearly EVERYONE goes gay for Sombra for whatever reason.

[BlabideeblahMLP]

3712464 Maid to Serve is not smexy.

Plus I'm not angry. I'm watching goddamn JonTron right now, LMFAO.

[UniqueSKD]

3712484 Oh my sweet Lauren Faust, you agree it's not sexy?

Hallelujah!

[DJ-Mad-3]

Men never talk about what they go through, so how can we understand? We'd probably get it if you told us.

[UniqueSKD]

3712593 I'll tell you about it tomorrow. It's past midnight here.

[BlabideeblahMLP]

3712528 The reason I don't like it is because what I do like is almost always friction-related.

3712593 You tell us about what you girls go through all the time and we know nothing about you, so what's to say you'll get us?
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[DJ-Mad-3]

3712599

PM me.

[DJ-Mad-3]

3712603

Sorry. I should clarify.

The woman that know how to think things other than following sterotypes can listen. Personally, I love listening. I feel like it gives me a purpose.

[BaroqueNexus]

Butts > bewbs

[UniqueSKD]

3712614 Then I'll send a PM tomorrow. I could use a pair of feminine ears that are willing to listen to an idiot like me.

[BlabideeblahMLP]

3712614 Well, you'll have to ask someone else, because I know nothing about humans in general. I'm about as misanthropic as one could be without flat-out hating them.

3712625 That's because ponies don't have bewbs.

[DJ-Mad-3]

3712638

Haha! Go ahead!