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Jan
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2016

Post 147 ~ Cheese legs gets upset. · 1:50am Jan 17th, 2016

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It's funny because it's true.

That is so hilarious....XD

"Can you turn into a 14-year-old me?"

No, you narcissistic pedophile!

Pretty much half the people on this site. Those foalcon groups have a lot of members. <.<

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Anon: "Technically it's masturbation and a lot of guys do that."
Chrysalis: *Grumble grumble*

3691879 Which bit?

What if he just wanted a filly to hug or pretend is his daughter? Nothing has to be sexual all the time.

3691914 Implying you don't masturbate.
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3691909 I tend to perspire and anxiously scan the vicinity whenever I make such platonic requests, too.

3691904 Who wouldn't be though?

3691934 Or he's afraid people would get the wrong idea from her yelling.

you have to create a healthy sexual relationship before you even suggest far fetched fetishes, anon scewed himself over with that one:rainbowlaugh:
sucks to suck

:ajsmug::rainbowlaugh: Also, I'd say Chrissy is pretty pent up from having thousands of children to take care of.

The romantic thing would be to say: I don't need anyone else, just be you. Then you get sex forever, just for being smooth.

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On the contrary, I hate kids.

Next thing Im going to say.

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