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Neon Czolgosz


"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

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  • 307 weeks
    Vamps

    If you guys like kinky vampire roleplay with delightful OCs, boy have I got a story for you:

    Into That Darkness Peering

    It's written by my lover, the vastly talented Cynewulf. Go check it out!

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  • 308 weeks
    Kitchen's Closed

    I cannot fucking deal with Anthony Bourdain dying before Henry Kissinger.

    The only celebrity death to hit me even half this hard was Terry Pratchett. I don't even know where to fucking begin.

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    19 comments · 1,050 views
  • 311 weeks
    A Visual Glossary of Brawlers, Part One

    I swear I'm not writing this just because some commenters said all the fight jargon was hard to follow, I'd actually planned to do this as a companion piece all along. Honest.

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    6 comments · 832 views
  • 312 weeks
    Writing again, a bit

    They say it's better to burn out than it is to rust, but after a year of adapting to a 50 hour/week desk job and barely writing anything because of it, I say "Why not both?"

    Do I still have fans on this site? I hope so, because I've got a new story out! It combines three of my passions: teenage dirtbags, mixed martial arts, and prescription stimulant misuse.

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    11 comments · 769 views
  • 348 weeks
    Scarlet's First Ever Story is Out!

    So, ScarletWeather, my future wife, is amazing. You all should know this.

    For starters, she's my brain. If there has been a coherent arc in any of my stories, a well-crafted bit of characterization, an evil twist, welp, it was probably midwifed if not hatched entirely by Scarlet.

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    3 comments · 974 views
Oct
19th
2015

COMMISSIONS OPEN AGAIN! · 10:56am Oct 19th, 2015

I have a terrifying shortage of money and a surplus of time, so I'm opening up commissions once more! I will craft you the perfect story to your specifications, clean or cloppy, heartfelt or hot-fetishy, in exchange for money.

Rules are the same as last time: $15 per thousand words, 1k words minimum, we hash out a deadline, and then trade the fic for the $.

However, last time, I only had two slots available for commission work. A paltry two! Can you guess how many commission slots I have open now?

Three? Nope.

Four? Nuh-uh.

Five? Try again!

TEN WHOLE COMMISSION SLOTS AVAILABLE!

Get your porn, adventures, or comedy whenever you want it! First come first served, and a special bonus to the first three commissioners!

Comments ( 10 )

is 1k words the minimum comission order or story count?

3481459

Minimum commission order.

Hmm, I have an idea I'd like to see, I'll message you.

So for a paltry $15 I can make you write a fic glorifying my displaced OC and have all dem mares fall for him? Also with a lot of vore, hyper inflation, rape, torture, and Spike?

3481498

It might read a little rushed with all that crammed into 1k words, but sure!

Hey Chuck! Long time no see!

3481538

Dashole, my first ever customer! How have you been?

3481539 Pretty good.

3483437 I second... as soon as I read through it. :derpytongue2:

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