Quote of the Day · 5:38am Oct 1st, 2015
In its opinion, the appeals court said Georgia’s cancellation of the execution with questionable drugs instead showed that corrections officials "were cautious and took steps to avoid a substantial risk of serious harm."
- The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals, on a delay of execution for Kelly Gissendaner
The irony on this was delicious for me.
Some other good quotes from around the Internet recently:
Slightly_Tender: Casters: What do you do when you’re out of slots but the fight isn’t over?
Kanedotca: I start telling everyone else how to play their characters, taking credit for their successes and belittling them for their failures.
Costumus: You wait for your spell slots to run out first? You are perhaps the friendliest mage I’ve ever come across.
- Conversation from r/DND
Watching Rick Perry's second presidential campaign was like watching The Sixth Sense the second time: you already knew he was dead.
- @LOLGOP
Dexter Hexter: “Fools reject truth and reject God. – Solomon”
Jesus O’Joseph: “Who is Solomon? Is he on late at night?”
- Conversation on an ABC News article
Background Pony #F8BA: That being said, as for Dash… Firefly can’t be her mother since Firefly was a general 1000 years ago.
TexasUberAlles: I’m pretty sure my friend Michael isn’t actually the Archangel who cast Samael out of Heaven.
Background Pony #F8BA: ARE YOU SURE?!
Have you ever asked him for the true name of he who was and is and is to come, or for the exact number of stars in existence?!
How can you be sure he isn’t?
TexasUberAlles: Well, he does say that one should always treat every guest as if they might be an angel in disguise, but that’s mostly when he wants the last piece of pizza.
- Conversation on Derpibooru
All Flat Earth posts should be automatically deleted... These flat earth goons are in no way sincere about their beliefs, they are using this sub as a trolling platform to make people who associate with other legitimate conspiracies look beyond stupid.
- Orrery, from r/conspiracies (a subreddit entirely devoted to insane conspiracy theories, apparently unbeknownst to its occupants)
He was given land.
- Euphemism for killing someone and burying them
The Flat Earthers online are complete trolls, though.
That response is a thing of beauty.
The Internet is indeed a wonderful place. And a horrible one. The wonder and horror blend and augment each other in an inextricable, quasi-Taoist harmony.
What a strange time we live in.
I adore that last one.