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"Canterlot Boutique" · 1:51am Sep 13th, 2015

Two things.


Look at that beautiful mare. Just look at her.

Her cutie mark is her own face, surrounded by stars. Or are those flashes of light?

What do you know, her photo was in a random locker in "Tanks for the Memories". But is that a regular old photo... or a glamor shot?

Until canon proves otherwise, I'm assuming that she's a model. In fact, I'm assuming she was Photo Finish's replacement for Fluttershy.


"Really? Twilight took a sip of tea to calm herself, before continuing. "You burned all those extra Princess Dresses?"

"Yes, yes, I did." Rarity raised her snout. Quieter, to herself, she muttered, "And I still think 'Reign In Stain' was a better name for it ..."


"Because it was more clever than 'Princess Dress'."

"No, I mean, why did you burn them?"

"Because my dresses are supposed to be unique! One-of-a-kind!" Rarity punctuated this by smacking the tabletop. "But by listening to Sassy Saddles and making hundreds of that one design, I sucked the soul out of it. I made an extraordinary dress, ordinary!"

"So, what you're saying is ..." Twilight tapped her chin, trying her hardest to avoid smiling. "... thanks to mass production ... The Reign In Stain felt mainly rather plain?"

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boo to that pun :rainbowwild: Although I will admit I didn't remember that pic in the locker so good noticing it.

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oh my god

3388783 Now we know why Twilight finished dead last in the next "best Princess" public opinion poll.

I have to assume that the writers intended that pun. It's simply too perfect.

Also, until further notice, I'm assuming the big, beautiful mare is an opera singer, because the episode ended shortly after she spoke.

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Pssy, hey.

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