Aug
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2015
I am never leaving this bed · 7:37pm Aug 29th, 2015
Holy fuuuck. The headaches are a myth apparently but my stomach hates me. I guess it's true what they say: drinking is borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
Also, I'm pretty sure I tried to make out with my phone. With Skipsy's anthro Thunderlane picture pulled up. Don't drink and gay, kids. 
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#marshal twilight
#fucking past marshal
#what an asshole
#hangover
Sounds about right for your 21st.
Welcome to adulthood
My sides.
Drink.
More.
Water.
Best of luck, Marshal!
It's always the opposite for me. I rarely puke or have stomach issues but it always feels like someone's trying to shatter my skull when I'm hungover.
Drink water and Sprite!
Yup, water is the magic elixir here. Bread or toast is a good thing to put on your stomach once you think you can keep anything down too.
Until then, enjoy the existence of curtains and thick blankets.
At least you didn't fall down a flight of stairs
You too, huh? You did better than I did last night. I now have a huge gash on my head that makes me look like the German Harry Potter, and I also threw up for the first time while drinking, and throwing up is never fun.
Oh, and to top it all off? I've got work in an hour.
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*Sees your avatar*
Yeah, this guy knows the one I mean.
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Yup, been drinking water. Had some last night as well as today. Probably would be a lot worse without it. Haven't been hungry at all, though.
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Eep. A moment of silence.
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The good thing is that my head only hurt because of the gash, so I didn't get the headache part of the hangover.
Yup, last time I got drunk was 8 years ago almost. Haven't felt the need to since.
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You could at least take aspirin for that.
Funniest thing I've read on Fimfiction all week. Welcome to the wonderful world of having a hangover!
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Yeah, I did. But it only does so much and for only so long.
Welp, hopefully you get over the stomach problems, once you do, its all fine.
Never had that interesting results though, most I had was giggling like a 15 year old girl, then rolling underneath my best friend's bed and sleeping there. Rest of the time is just giggling. Hope you had fun though!
I don't blame you for the phone thing. With the way Skipsy's art is, I've been tempted to do the same while sober.
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Yep, he's a favorite alright.
3356008 Me: "doctor, I think I might be homosexual!" Doctor: "how can you tell?" Me: *barfs a rainbow" rainbows!!!! Blargh!" (If you've seen ASDF movie, you'd get that reference XD)
3356187 Dude, throwing up gives you a chance to enjoy more booze.
I got pretty smashed last night. It was my dad's wedding and he was so drunk I was sure he was going to pass out. Woke up, ate some McDonald's, and just relaxed all day. Was awesome.
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Not when you black out. According to people there, I was stupid drunk. They had to beat the shit out of me to get me down. Probably explains why my head still hurts.
3359297 damn. I've been kicked out of bars before, but never had people have to physically stop me. The one time some guy puked on me, so I punched him out, went to the bathroom, puked due to being puked on, then got kicked out for drinking too much. While waiting for my ride a cop tried to instigate me so he could throw me in the drunk tank. Thank God I'm not stupid drunk.
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Turns out that after I got more information about the night, I got a concussion thanks to one of the biggest, baddest motherfuckers around punching me straight in the face. That's why I can't remember the night; I suffered from amnesia.
Yeah . . . would you believe me if I told you I really don't drink often? Because I really don't.
That night was just ridiculous. I somehow walked away without brain damage.
3359502 lucky. I've gladly never been too injured while drinking. I only get hurt when sober. I'm way more careful when I'm drunk.
I remember my first drinking session when I went to Germany last year (where I was above the legal age). I didnt have much over there, but one night I went to a club, had a few beers, some (pretty sure it was tequila due to a miscommunication) Rum. Didn't have a hangover. Aside from sleeping like 12 hours (but I didn't get back til about 1am and the jetlag didn't help) and no appetite whatsoever, I was fine. From what my friends who went over with me reported (they got blackout drunk on more than one occasion), they hated life. Either way, my only regret is not drinking more. Now I'm back here where I can't drink, hooray for nothing.