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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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  • 6 days
    State of the Writer, April 2024!

    It's another boring one! I ain't wrote nothin'! :B

    It actually feels lately like I've been crawling out of a pit? So maybe there's a light ahead? But it's also blocked by Balatro lol somepony save me D:

    The only other thing relevant to this blog is that I've had notes for a vs. post sitting in my notes document for probably the entire month now, what is wrong with me? D:

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  • 1 week
    Fic recs, April 28th!

    TheQuinch has done a reading of Grimm's There's a Monster Under the Stairs! He's also begun CanvasWolfDoll's Sepia Tock!

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  • 2 weeks
    Fic recs, April 22nd: Jordan179 edition

    Once again, though a good bit late, I bring it upon myself to memorialize an author via reviews of their stories. Though this time, it's different, as I had no connection to Jordan179 and only learned of his passing (three years ago this month, coincidentally), from this post

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  • 2 weeks
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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  • 3 weeks
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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Aug
29th
2015

Rally 'round the Maypole! · 1:33pm Aug 29th, 2015

Project Horizons is complete!

It feels like a cause for celebration, I dunno. :B

I also don't know why I'm celebrating, because I am no longer safe. D:

I'm going to have to add "and not Project Horizons" to my list of caveats when I offer people reviews. D:D:D:

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Is it not on FIMFiction?

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

And here I thought my work felt long.

Good, now it can go the hell away and stop being brought up all the time.

I swear, I love Fallout, how does it inspire people to keep writing such terrible crap?

I love Fallout Equestria, for all it's flaws. I loved the contrast of hopeless situations with uncommon hope and valor.

But man, am I ever with you. I read one chapter and then backed away slowly.

3355745 Somber, as far as I am aware, plans to upload it to Fimfiction after it is in its final form, which will probably include some additional revisions.

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I hope to break that soon. :B

Once again I feel like I must warn you. Given your reactions to Fallout Equestria, you should never, ever read Project Horizons.

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I am coming to grips with the fact that, when it comes down to it, I'm probably going to have to. :B Though the first book is supposed to be the good part, isn't it?

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It's been too long since I've read it, plus my brain jumbles up stories after I read them so I couldn't tell you where the good bits are. But... Zebra + Unicorn Head is only like a 4 on a 1-10 scale of stuff in this story.

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Ahh, but perhaps disembodied unicorn head rape has inured me to the horrors fanfic authors can wreak.

:B?

Trust me, you aren't inured. PH turns the gore porn knob to 11.

I will never understand how people can decide that what a pony fic -really- needs is grimdark crap that's even worse that the crap sack future that Fallout presents.

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See, comments like that is just taunting Project Horizons to prove you wrong.

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That just makes it funnier when it does. :B

3358149 ...and missing the point of BOTH Fallout and MLP.

Remember those Fallout 1 runs with maxed Intelligence, Charisma, Speech and Science where you negotiated treaties for literally everyone, never fought a single battle, and made the Wastelands green again? Fun times.

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Hell, remember the epilogue of Fallout 1? Where it goes over how you being an outsider who could work with anyone made all the communities of the Wasteland stronger and pushed forward the return of civilization?

3361552 Remember the ending of Fallout: Equestria, which I won't spoil?

Pepperidge Farm remembers. But Horizons sure doesn't.

Can't say as I do, because I've never managed to finish FO:E. I get about halfway through before I generally decide that I have a more pressing need to scrub the grout in the entryway with a toothbrush, or something else more interesting than that fic.

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