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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Aug
15th
2015

So close... · 10:38pm Aug 15th, 2015

Please get three more upvotes and six more downvotes...
Please get three more upvotes and six more downvotes...
Please get three more upvotes and six more downvotes...

Report Pickleless · 245 views · Story: Denial at its finest ·
Comments ( 18 )

YEEEEEEESSSS!!!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

3322274
Aww, I didn't see it until it had 667 upvotes.

3322311
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
IT'S RUINED!

3322319
Here ya go, switched my upvote to a downvote for the pic, then switched back. Immortalized in PNG form.

i.imgur.com/OK1SP6G.png

kinda funny, when it was at 666 i kinda turned my upvote into a downvote but someone gave another upvote so i had to change back

(yes just to annoy)

Well, that upvote helped. 667... next door neighbor to El Superbeasto. :trollestia:

3322610
Why would do this to me?
Author scolds man for upvoting his story.

Comment posted by Grabnock deleted Aug 16th, 2015

3323064 there should be an undelete button cause I'm stupid and accidentally deleted my stupid comment.

For anyone who's wondering, it said something along the lines of:

I downvoted to put it at 66! Too bad everyone else blew past 666...

I helped! You're welcome.

3323078 this is the only story I've ever favorited and downvoted.

You should feel proud.

3323084
Thank you.
Here, I'll even tell you thank you in rainbow.
Thank you.

3323091 ugh. Roy G. Biv.

It should look like this:
Thank You
I hope you appreciate how difficult that was to do while drunk and using a cell phone.

3323098
That's pretty impressive actually.
Good job.

3323115 ha-ha! You're a good sport.
Love your writing. Keep doing what you do.

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