You'd think... · 5:49pm Jun 30th, 2015
After my arm slicing incident you'd think fate would be like "Let's give poor poor Plushy a break"... In reality fate said:
"Oh this bitch is feeling good again! NOT ANYMORE FUCKER! FEEL THE BURN BYOTCH!"
Burned my hand with coffee... Scalding hot coffee... Owchie..
Luckily it was my left hand not my right hand. Still it hurts like hell.
MAFIA GAME:
CHAPPIE INCOMING!!!! My brother and my mom come home today and all the while my brother has been writing my chapter for me with my help. We had it all written before he left but then we reread it and he said,
"Holy shit this is bad as hell. What were we thinking nooblet?"
To which I replied,
"I was sleep deprived. I was to busy trying to stay awake so to quote Twilight: Just put hay in the apple and eat the candle, egghead."
Yeah.... we scrapped the whole thing. It's just about done though!
That's it for now!
Plushy out.
Hot coffee... yeah, I've been there... ouch doesn't quite cover it. And yeah, sleep depravity can turn your pre-university vocabulary into a total train wreck. In middle school, my answer to a literature question on Shakespeare's Tempest was, "Because she was a valuable pirate and did her homework."
... Thank goodness it wasn't in class. 
But seriously, you need prayer... maybe exorcism... No one should have this much bad luck. What horrible thing did you do in the past/past life?
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I have no idea. My brother chalk's it up to I inherited all of my mom's genes, she's clumsy, and got no other ones.
Yet I can dance and never ever hurt myself. Go figure.
3195301 solution: dance for the rest of your life!
Actually, i tend to be clumsy, but i think that's all me. The non-clumsiness factor must've skipped me. 
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Welcome to the clumsy club!
3195363 That should totally be a thing!
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It is now!