There's more of you. · 7:32pm Jun 29th, 2015
So hi new folks. I'm concerned for your mental health, but I suppose I'm glad you're here. The puns being left on my stories are downright terrible and I love every last one of them. I mean...jesus, fuck guys where are you getting this crap? It's turdtastic gold. So if more of you means more of that, I'll toast to it.
No new story today. Maybe tonight. Definitely tomorrow.
Depends on how much scotch there's left at home, I've forgotten.
Also, I read a thing for Wuten over the weekend. I was terrible.
I'm so proud.
Good luck with the rest of your week, you'll probably need it.
I still remember the day when you had 12 followers....
*tear*
3192975 It seems like just a few weeks ago.
...wait a minute.