Imma back · 12:16am Jun 26th, 2015
One day, Twilight Sparkle asked Lero, "What's the most romantic song your people have ever made?"
"I'm glad you asked that, Twilgiht," Lero said. "Because I've been practicing it to sing it just to you... uh, and to Rainbow and Lyra."
Lero hopped on the stage, with Octavia and Fiddlesticks to his left, Vinyl Scratch to his right, and behind him operating the drums, Pinkie Pie. Pinkie had forgotten to wipe her face, though, as her nose was coated in sugar.
And then they began to perform the most romantic song humankind had ever made.
Two days later, feeling finally returned to Lero's legs. He managed to crawl over his mares to the bathroom. Leaning his head against the wall, he peed. The toilet water turned red with his blood.
"Worth it," Lero said.
Bulldozer? Pfft.
Now if he'd compared his love to a truck. . .
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!"
He's hung like a mare though...
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Nah, Lero is hung like a man. He just lives in a world where the males are hung like stallions.
Good to have you back
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Thank you!