Found something Somebody lost... · 5:29am Jun 4th, 2015
Hello there,everyone! Baron Skybleak here, griffin noblebird extraordinaire! Say, we happened to be traveling back from the bad lands to Griffinstone, when we flapped through New Equestria seeking a bite to eat. We happened across a bunch of ponies cleaning up what looked like a rodeo that had just ended. We spotted a white Pegasus flying away from an empty part of the stadium, and then spotted this tender little morsel she had left behind.
We think the white Pegasus was just playing a prank on the little yellow pony, but we swooped in and grabbed the little filly while the adult was away for a few minutes. I'd ask any of you if you knew a sauce that goes well with baby pony, but by the time anybody reads this, she'll be inside our digestive systems. Well, see the rest of your griffins when we get home!
The Baron
Dear Baron,
You just made a big mistake, enjoy the rest of your soon to be short lifespan.
Perhaps ponies need to develop a taste for griffon eggs. Let's see griffons be proficient predators when their broods keep disappearing.
Hmm... either I will call Fort Rainbow Dash to hunt this griffon, tell Applejack Sr and friends to hunt this griffon, or let Applejack do it herself (with our aid). Choices, choices...
2LT. Bronze Shield.
Sabre here, Aurum would reply but she is currently in a incoherent rage at , in her own words, "Angels damned kin taking chicken". Mr. Baron if you don't return the foal soon you will learn the hard way that you do not mess with the kin of the Apples. Even separated by dimensions kin is kin.
-CaptCdr. Sabre Royale
Pony goes best with soy sauce, and is also great for bolognese if you want to make sauce out of pony.
Okay, you just abducted Baby Applejack, the daughter of Applejack, one of the most famous ponies of all time, Baron Featherhead. I have only two words for you and your companions on this:
You dead.
- Whitewolf Stormrunner, Senior Scout, Royal Equestrian Scout and Exploration Corps, Old Equestria.
3123427 And you, sir (or madam...as the case may be) Are. Not. Helping!!!
- Whitewolf Stormrunner, Senior Scout, Royal Equestrian Scout and Exploration Corps, Old Equestria.
What are you talking about? I never touched the thing! You must have seen another pony...
~Surprise Song