This Whole 'Friendship' Thing

Hello? Is this thing on?

Discord, please stop messing with the wires—

*A loud explosion cuts her off, followed by sprinklers turning on.*

That... didn't quite do what I wanted, but I can't complain.

Fine, fine!

*A few finger snaps put out the fire, and removes the rising water to parts unknown.*

Are we working now? Excellent!

Hello everypony. A dear friend of the author's just put out a story, and we think it would be awfully nice if you went and read it.

Yes of course. And if you don't read it, I might do something awful to you—

Discord!

—to your enemies?

Discord.

Fine, I won't do anything to you for the moment. No promises about the future.

Excuse me, it seems my friend needs another talk. In the meantime, here is a link.

Comments

[lazyreader19]

I didn't realize until now that we need an author who's entire library is blogs with conversing ponymotes.
Also I was about to read that! Thanks for the hilarious heads up though

[The Cynical Brony]

How did you get those emotes?

[Steel Resolve]

3083231 http://www.fimfiction.net/group/200737/fimfiction-emote-extender/thread/158363/version-40-alpha-1-firefox-only

[The Cynical Brony]

3083242 Thanks!

[Blue_Paladin42]

3083242
*Languishes in Emote-less Google Chrome*