Riddle me this, batman · 3:16am May 1st, 2015
How the hell is Babs going to cut hair or stab ponies in prison or whatever her cutie mark is meant to symbolize as an earth pony? The scissors have finger/talon/claw holes in them! She's not a unicorn, so how, how I ask you!?
Also I flew a mother fucking blackhawk helicopter today for the first time and it was the tits.
The better question is how the heck to those scissors work?!
Also, gratz.
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Suction-cup hooves.
Those are totally a thing.
If AJ is anything to go by, earth ponies can do some VERY dextrous things with their tongue in ways that would make a person or unicorn's blood rush straight to their heads.
Seriously, I was more wondering how her butt works. Girl has no flanks!
Forever jealous, bro
Maybe she's supposed to be a film editor?
With those magical magnetic hooves. Also, did you notice the handles form an apple?
Wait... even if unicorns just use magic for scissors, why have the holes in the first place? It'd be pointless.
Mutherfucking helicopters. That's undeniably amazing.
As for the scissors...
Well, the same goes for teacups, and door handles, and any number of things. I'm sure it's nothing....
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They are. Have been since Season 1.
...They could be really big and circular handles.
Hair nothing, she will just cut you. Anypony can do that. :V
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