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chief maximus


Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

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  • 80 weeks
    I'm still here folks

    The time really escapes me but there are stories I want to continue. Also some I want to add to.

    4 comments · 264 views
  • 139 weeks
    Goodbye Dad.

    If you are lucky enough to have a decent relationship with your father, tell him. Mine left two days ago, and you dont realize when the last time you'll see them truly is. cherish every moment.

    13 comments · 413 views
  • 252 weeks
    I wish I could have gone to the last bronycon

    But it wasn't in the cards this time. I love every last one of you folks that have kept me going since 2012. it wouldn't be the fandom without you

    5 comments · 524 views
  • 263 weeks
    Bless the fallen

    Now, in the past and in the future.

    Happy memorial day.

    4 comments · 463 views
  • 281 weeks
    My boys are making a run for it!

    I grew up in New Orleans, Metairie to be exact. My city has been through so much since 2005, and now saint Brees looks like he's gonna deliver us another shot at a championship. Bless New Orleans, Bless Louisiana, and Bless the Saints. Who Dat!

    13 comments · 464 views
May
1st
2015

Riddle me this, batman · 3:16am May 1st, 2015

How the hell is Babs going to cut hair or stab ponies in prison or whatever her cutie mark is meant to symbolize as an earth pony? The scissors have finger/talon/claw holes in them! She's not a unicorn, so how, how I ask you!?

Also I flew a mother fucking blackhawk helicopter today for the first time and it was the tits.

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Comments ( 12 )

The better question is how the heck to those scissors work?!

Also, gratz.

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Suction-cup hooves.

Those are totally a thing.

If AJ is anything to go by, earth ponies can do some VERY dextrous things with their tongue in ways that would make a person or unicorn's blood rush straight to their heads.

Seriously, I was more wondering how her butt works. Girl has no flanks!

Forever jealous, bro :rainbowlaugh:

Maybe she's supposed to be a film editor?

With those magical magnetic hooves. Also, did you notice the handles form an apple? :eeyup:

Wait... even if unicorns just use magic for scissors, why have the holes in the first place? It'd be pointless.

Mutherfucking helicopters. That's undeniably amazing.

As for the scissors...

Well, the same goes for teacups, and door handles, and any number of things. I'm sure it's nothing....

i.ytimg.com/vi/YRU-7eIuAKQ/maxresdefault.jpg

...They could be really big and circular handles.

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Hair nothing, she will just cut you. Anypony can do that. :V

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