Bloodborne Status: What Is This, I Don't Even...

*Le me, going through Bloodborne, after having beaten the Blood-Starved Beast and feeling pretty confident*
*Meets a tall, gangly enemy, carrying a bloody sack*
Swiggity Swag, What's In The...?

*GETS MURDERED TO DEATH IN LESS THAN 10 SECONDS!!!*
Okay, that was sudden. That guy was, like ten or twenty times stronger than everyone else here. Well, I'll try and avoid that guy from now... Wait, why am I waking up in a jail? Why are evil hunchbacks trying to slit my throat? Why are there more bagmen after me? WHY IS THERE A FREAKIN' LIGHTNING DOG HERE!?!?! WHY IS HE SO FREAKIN' STRONG!?!?!?!? Let's try going up instead. Okay, here's a lamp. Good, good, now I can go back to exploring the church.
*A few minutes later*
Hey nice priestess lady, you look down. What's wrong? OH CRAP SHE'S A GIANT DOG WITH ANTLERS!!!
*One intense boss fight later*
Okay, that was rough, but I beat her first try. Maybe now things will start going my... wait, where did the sun go?

I think that the real trouble has just begun...

Comments

[Krazyfan1]

[cosmosain]

the seccond image is broken

[Bucking Nonsense]

It's 'What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse' from Castlevania 2, Simon's Quest.

[Hurgusburgus]

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[GamerGoddessDin]

Welcome to the world of From Software. Where everyone wants to kill you and everything probably will.

Be careful out there, neither of us wants to see you go hollow.
- Andre of Astora

I'm the reason Blight Town makes you want to cry.
- Toxic Blowdart Sniper Hollow

Don't you dare go hollow, lest my time spent on you be wasted.
- Quelana of Izalith

[The Dead Account]

I don't want to be this guy, but why is a story tagged to this?

[Lord Of Dorkness]

Okay, that was rough, but I beat her first try. Maybe now things will start going my... wait, where did the sun go?

The Real Dark Souls Bloodborne Starts Here.

[Black Ultron]

Tch noob.

[MiiaTheLamia]

>Farm area unlocked

See you vs the Shadows...

(And no, we don't talk about the Witch, it's a sorry excuse of a fight)

[user123]

The real Demons souls starts here!
err, bloodborne.

[Shadow Bolt]

I guess this means the next actual chapter isn't coming out anytime soon.

[Iamaprettypony]

If you're having trouble dealing with the sack-bro's here's what I do.
1. Charge attack to the face
2. This is when they have that black and red glow and I slip behind them for another charge attack
3. ????(ITS REALLY V. ATTACK)
4. Profit
Works pretty well if you ask me.

If you want advice on Dark Beast Paarl just message me, I got that cunts number.

[Vaalintine]

Those are some nice echos you have there, shame if something were to... happen to them.

*dingding*

[Aburi]

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I'm afraid I'm going to have to second that... I suppose it's nice he's having fun with his game, but I really don't care about his adventures in Bloodborne.

I'll just unfollow the story here. Maybe I'll look it up again someday.

[Bucking Nonsense]

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Apologies. The main reason is because this particular story was going on when I first got my PS4, and had a delay. While not everyone is interested in my status in Bloodborne, a fair number of the readers of this story are, in fact, interested and/or amused by my adventures. I could, I suppose, just post on my general blog instead. I guess I'll do that.

[Bluecho]

Evil Santas. You're so fucked.