Fanmail, Round 1 · 6:14pm Mar 28th, 2015
It's about time Tia started on some of these questions, so the floor is yours, girl.
Dear Celestia:
Is your sister single?
"Yes, but if you're interested, you better know exactly what you're getting into. I'm serious, don't mess around with her too much, or you'll be deaf the rest of your life.
Also, be prepared for unsolicited dream stalking. That's her way of keeping ponies on the straight and narrow, so if you even think of seeing another mare while being with her, without breaking things off beforehoof, you deserve what comes to you."
Dear Celestia: Was your mane truly strawberry pink or was it always rainbow without red orange and yellow?
"It was pink for a time, just as my sister's was a lighter blue hue. Then one day, we found a spell to alter our manes to the color and appearance of our choosing. I changed mine to reflect colors of strength, health, and general wellness, to give it some great meaning to myself; Luna just put stars in hers because they looked pretty. It works, though."
Dear Princess Celestia,
Have you ever redeemed a villain on your own? From the books I've read, it seems that you generally either imprison or (try to) kill them. Are they accurate?
"I wouldn't go so far as to kill, but certainly subdue and imprison, yes. As for redeeming, I've tried my hoof at it once for a centaur we keep in Tartarus, shortly after his imprisonment.
I'll just say that it not only failed, but failed spectacularly to the point where he really hates me. Haven't tried it again since."
Dear Princess Celestia,
But what about Discord? I'm sure there must be some reason that- oh whoops, I can't say, I would break the timeline, um, this is awkward, um-
*teleports back to the future*
Dear Princess Celestia,
Have you and our sister ever had a prank war? If so, who won?
Have you ever given into the temptation and pranked Blueblood at some point? You know he's asking for it
Dear Princess Celestia,
Your opinion on your nephew Blueblood?
Dear Princess Celestia.
You answered about your lovely sister, but what about you? What does it take to woo the beautiful Princess of the Sun?
I'm pretty sure the sun was an hour late a few days ago. You feeling alright there princess?