Anyone owning a hardcopy might notice a change in the chapter title. It was a smidge of inspiration that hit me last week when posting the chapter before, and I couldn't get it unstuck from my head. So here's your official claim to first-edition fame.
No!
You fool! I've already read it before it was even posted!
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2709740 Yes!
Maybe.