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Nov
28th
2014

I'm not fucking bitter or anything. · 8:59am Nov 28th, 2014

(Rainbow Dash is main character in the fic, but not the romantic interest) [feel like I have to give some context]

the story turned out really nice, i like what happend there, i think i am nearly ready to accept a sudden relationship between Rainbow and him, i mean if i remember it right this is going to be the future pairing. I like it always to see another side of Rainbow Dash, befor t´someone suddenly decide to let her be somthing like a sexaddict. This way she doesn´t look that bad if he should start to have some fun or to much fun.

ME: Rainbow Dash was simply a plot point, not a romanced character! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH:yay:

I feel as if the story has changed now.... what with the image and the description changing. At first it seemed as if this would revolve more around Dash and Ryan.... now it seems more like Dash is just an appetizer before the dessert.... Sad it went this way, but i shall not stray from this, for the personality you have given to Bon Bon is one of the reasons I will stay.... as well as the possibility of the story progressing in a different way than I am starting to anticipate.

Okay...I'm alright at this point.

You can continue but Im done. I was only reading for the romance with dash If that's gone so is my interest. sorry

Aaaaand mother fucker....

coward. you really think dash is not gonna to do something stupid to to get him back?

What the fuck I don't even?

Yeah... I was kind of hoping for a Rainbow dash Romance as while. I Guess your not a fan of hers? Will still read when I have time, not much a priority now.

Me: I feel it's been over done, that's all.:trixieshiftleft:

Needs more rainbow dash

WHORE! GOD FUCKING- SLUT!

i think it is good that this guy doesn´t give in already the first moment Rainbow Dash ask a bit to often. If they end up together later i like that too, but i would have hated it if The guy had given in already. I mean what i have seen so far the guys always or often had no own opinion.

DO YOUR FUCKING EYES NOT WORK!?

I was under the impression this was an anon x dash fic because of the title and description and the old picture. I have 0 interest in bonbon

JOEL WANT STAB!

Dont really care tbh I thought this was an anon x dash fic because of the old cover art bonbon is boring.

JOEL SMASH, JOEL ANGRY!

well the picture changed, but maybe it turned to Rainbow Dash again, but just right now i probably understand what the change of the picture has to mean.

with a second thought i think you are right and it is now Anon X Bon Bon. I am just glad that it isn´t a herd thing. I don´t know, everytime i read about the herd thing i have to think about a harem.

It always looks for me like they don´t really love each other that much.

well but that is not the point here, i understand what you mean, a little change mean much sometimes. (don´t mind my talking, have my last exam tomorrow and don´t really mind what i type here that much)

Joel at this point ready to commit vehicular homocide.

aw, why is it bon bon love? why not friggin' Rainbow love?

I'm gonna fucking throw a brick at someone!

There are probably literally a thousand Rainbow Dash x Human Clopfics on Fimfic if thats what you want.

Where is rainbow? ! ? ! ? I want her to come back!

Me:*Slowly leans forward*

This is not a Dash Centric fic....

*leans even farther forward*

If you wanted a cheap Dash romance, you can find hundreds

*Touched his forehead against yours*

Stop asking for more Rainbow Dash.

I FUCKING GET IT. RAINBOW DASH IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY, BUT AS SOON AS I STEER THE DICK AWAY FROM HER AND KEEP HER AS A PLATONIC FRIEND EVERYONE FLIPS THEIR COLLECTIVE SHIT!
SON OF A BITCH!

Don't go downvote these people or freak out. I'm just...venting. But here is a little warning.

If one more fucking person asks me to make this about Rainbow Dash, I'm going to cancel the fucking fic and delete it.

IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT RAINBOW DASH, GO FIND A GENERIC FUCKING CLOPFIC IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!

THERE I FUCKING FOUND YOU A SOURCE!

But hey...I'm not bitter or anything.

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Comments ( 38 )

The problem good sir of the fabulous hat is... people are fucking STUPID to the point that you can't have plot points like this because of the fact there's so much watered down shit that anything exceeding that level of thought process immediately causes this kind of thing. I mean you can see stories like this in other media or other formats but, apparently BECAUSE IT'S PONY that means that you can't have a dramatic change in main character interest.

But, yeah kudos to you for not flipping your shit. Bon-Bon's better anyway. I mean... dat candy ass.

It'd be like if every version of Spiderman was with Mary Jane just because she was more popular than Gwen Stacy. Stories need variety to be interesting. Not to mention they're judging based more on what they want the story to be more than what it is.

2620858
It's just...I- fucking...mad....
But Bon Bon just came out to be an interesting character, and the attraction developed more naturally (If in that trashy romance pace, but still)

2620861
Don't have to tell me...I know anyone who bleats "BUT WERE MY PUNI RAINBOW AT!?" is not to be listened to.

2620862 Honestly I haven't even READ it yet and I can tell from how much you were going off about it how it's more like people are refusing to take off their god damned rainbow colored shipping goggles to pay attention to the story.

2620867
May they rot in hemple. *Crosses chest*

2620868 hemple? Is that like hell for pot smokers?

2620869
Kinda. It's like low key hell.

Like waiting in line for eternity at an airport.

But hey...I'm not bitter or anything.

Oh no, no... Of course not.

This is the one thing that annoys me more than any other on Fimfic; people bitching and complaining because they dislike what authors do with their stories and should be re-written to compensate for what they want to see instead.

If it's not one thing, it's another I guess. :ajsleepy:

2620870 Or waiting for eternity for your meal in a high class restaurant only to find out the food was meh?

2620871

I cannot.

Literally, CANNOT,

Agree with you more. Holy hell. I went through something like that(And still am) with one of my stories. This is currently why it's cancelled and on the verge of deletion as well. People can't seem to wrap their head around the fact that, just because they read and enjoy a story, that doesn't mean that they can affect the outcome or what the author wants to do with it.

And in regards to Sir Hat? Keep on. You have a right to be angry, as an author.

People aren't cool sometimes.

-Cyneryk

2620871 There are some things where I could concede that a rewrite would be best. Ivory (My first major fic) really needs to be torn down and rebuilt, but stylistic choices that make sense, and you tell me to rewrite!?
*Joel equips brick*
Gonna fucking wreck you m8!

2620879
You're talking about Secrets Shine...
From what I've heard there were a few strange turns, a bit that might have been weak or not so solid. But it's your fucking story!
I might say how I would have done it, but it's been put to page! It's your fucking fic, and if people outright tell you to change shit, or continually bring it up even after it's been established. Well...

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There are infinite Rainbow Dash clopfics out there if that's what they want. The fact that this turned out to be a Candy Horse fic is one of the reasons I love it.

2620881 Bro, put the brick down. As much as I am a fan of wrecking others as the next guy, I didn't say you need to re-write stories, rather I implied others bitch about stories and should be re-wrote to fit their wants.

Rainbow Dash no love interest anymore?!?! *angry noises* FUUUUUUUCCC- fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/263/3/c/twilight_table_flip_outline_by_dori_to-d5fcph9.png

No, but in all honesty...guys. Calm the fuck down. Your really going to abandon the story because of a switch in love interest? That's just ridiculous. :ajbemused:

This is the authors story. Your just enjoying the ride. So...
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2620895 Technically there was no switch in love interest... Just saying. A drunken one-night stand versus an actual attraction to another is complete different and no way similar...

Slime ponies

wait... you wrote a fic... where bon bon doesn't hate humans.. but actually is in a relationship with one?:twilightoops:
Must read! i'm tired of the bon bon hates humans fics.

To be honest, I liked it more when the love interest changed from RD to Bon Bon... Too many human x RD stories out there

I'm going to ignore the idiots and just enjoy discovering a Hat story I've somehow overlooked.

Well, I will say that it sounds like these people cannot process any narrative more complex than a character inserting himself into a plot, but that's their problem.

Goddamnit Hat! Now you've gone and made me curious!!!!! Fucker!!!!!

Besides, everyone knows Pinkie ships with everything.

With all the people flipping their shit over the fact that Dashie's not getting any loving... it reminds me of something someone said.

"The person is smart, but people are stupid, prone to violence, and is only as smart as the biggest fool."

I probably completely mangled that but yeah, that sums my thoughts up rather well me thinks.

I myself am a Rainbow Dash shipper, haven't written anything shipping her yet but I will eventually, and I have to say I find it refreshing to see her being nothing more then a paltonic friend. Besides I'm fucking tired of "Bon Bon hate human" fics and find this story very good!

What bothers me almost as much as people whining about the direction of a story, is authors using their blogs to circle-jerk about people they're upset with.

Meh.

2621499
Then why are you here?
I figured it would be funny, so I shared it.
Trying to get positivity from you is like trying to draw blood from a stone.

I honestly thought this was a Ryan X Rainbow Dash ship. But instead it has gone in the opposite direction. I won't lie, (please read my full comment Sir Hat and don't stop at what I am about to say next) I would still like to see the Ryan X RD ship but I do like the story you have created. (I am a few chapters behind what you have currently written) I want to see where this story goes. The universe you have created is so interesting and interconnected with all your other stories at one level or another, I couldn't care if Rainbow Dash is never mentioned again in this story. I guess in summary keep writing please. I like your story for what it is and what it has become. What I originally thought it would be is completely irrelevant. Oh and I really like your version of Lyra she is awesome. Yea. I'm rambling now so bye Sir Hat. I await next chapter :scootangel:

THER ARE REPLIES ON MY STORY THAT I DON'T LIKE HOW DARE ANYONE HAVE AN ONIONPINION ABOUT MY STORYYS THAT IS DIFFARANT FROM MY OWN!?

2621588
So my legend still seeps into the skype chats?

And again...purposefully overdone reaction done for comedy's sake (And a bit of agitation) Almost like I'm trying to entertain people.

2620895 I got to ask. If they're enjoying the ride, why are they abandoning it? Seems to me that they in fact don't enjoy the ride. So, what is the point in continuing? Also what is the point in the author caring if he/she is just writing it for him/herself? Again it seems like it shouldn't matter and if this blog is any indication, the author is getting pissy over people complaining, not the fact they are leaving.

2621635
I'm not pissy. Like I said, I thought it would be funny to overreact. And if anything I'm annoyed at the refusal to accept it.

These didn't happen all at once. This has been over the course of two months, and after two months I thought people would have figured it out and accepted it, or have left by now.

2621647 ah perhaps you played it too straight? also any idea on when the next chapter of probed is going to be available?

2621653
...It's probably dead. I said I would be leaving and that fic- eh....

I don't know. I'll see what I can do to finish it up quickly.

Dealing with idiots is a very important skill that every famous person must possess, lest they go insane.

Rule #1: don't get angry.
You can't talk with them, you can't reason with them, and you can't let them get to you.

Don't try to respond logically, just deal with them swiftly and harshly. This here:

IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT RAINBOW DASH, GO FIND A GENERIC FUCKING CLOPFIC IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
THERE I FUCKING FOUND YOU A SOURCE!

That's what you should've have done from the very beginning.

But this:

If one more fucking person asks me to make this about Rainbow Dash, I'm going to cancel the fucking fic and delete it.

Is unacceptable. I can guarantee you 100% that many more people are going to ask exactly that either unwittingly or just to spite you.

Remember, don't get angry, don't try to reason, just deal with them quickly and harshly.
If you ragequit and delete the fic you're letting them win.

2621946
I'm not actually going to cancel the fic. I was just making it (ABUNDANTLY) clear that I've heard their complaints.

Why are so many against a Bonbon fic? I like what the good Sir Hat is doing.

You know, I was going to make a comment about why isn't Dash a romantic interest, but I have a feeling I'm not going to be funny for doing that and you're going to be very annoyed by me. And I'm not a fan of the fic being deleted.

2622304
It was a bluff.
But no, it wouldn't really be funny at this point.

It's like if everyone in a room just started farting, and it's starting to reek. But then you decide to fart jokingly, and it just lights the room on fire.

2622314 Reminds me of that Joker meme. In any case, I'm really sorry that this happened to you. I'll have you know that I'm sure a lot of us enjoy your story how you want to write it. We just don't comment much. So that leaves the vocal (mostly) minority. Keep doing what you feel is best, pal.

I find this relevant.

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