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Alcatraz


Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

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  • 63 weeks
    People like this are honestly hilarious

    Today, I got a certain message, one that I've had a few times in the past.

    It's about a random person who I've never met, complaining about a comment I left on an M-Rated incestuous story, wherein I said "incest is wincest".

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  • 70 weeks
    A Long Overdue Update

    A fair few people have been asking when I'll get around to continuing The Evil Paradox.

    Short answer is, I will.

    The long answer? The last couple years haven't exactly been kind to me for a variety of reasons that I don't really want to get into, but what I will say is that it has a lot to do with finances and mental health.

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  • 111 weeks
    Monster Hunter is such a time sink

    200 hours in two and a half months of one of my favourite games of all time, sorry-not sorry I haven't written a single damned word of anything lately I've just been having way too much fun for what feels like the first time in years that isn't the toxic fucking cesspool that is Overwatch.

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  • 118 weeks
    Soon~

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  • 121 weeks
    finally fucking finished

    This chapter of TEP has just been one headache after another.

    Imagine trying to complete a 5000 piece black and white gradient puzzle and having it take two years to do.

    I don't know how much of a shit-show this chapter actually is until I get it sent off to be edited.

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Oct
5th
2014

It's moments like this I hate myself · 8:29am Oct 5th, 2014

So I'm sitting at my desk trying to finish writing the outline for ANCTL CH4, when I went to google a reference picture to get the description right for a posture so people know what the fuck they're reading, and so I'm making sure it paints the right picture.

I open another tab, and Google is usually the first option in the address bar, right? Well not today. Out of reflex I select the first option, and it takes me to my fucking Tumblr Dash. Yeah, those of you reading this are probably going "OH NO NOT TUMBLR!!!". Amirite?

Guess the first thing that popped up? Porn. Sweet, delicious porn of Fleur de Lis dressed in the hottest negligee you'd ever see. So Then I HAD to show that to a buddy of mine because we swap what we call "poon" (pony porn, duh).

So yeah, that put a twenty minute delay on writing the outline.

It's almost like I need someone to heckle me to the effect of putting a boot up my ass to get this chapter out soon. IT'S ONLY 1700 FREAKING WORDS.

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Comments ( 5 )

Just remember that sense of accomplishment at finishing a chapter. That should help motivate you. It sure helped with me: I managed to write an 8k-word chapter on a story that previously had chapters of length 2k words. :twilightsheepish:

Just don't rush yourself. We don't want your quality to drop just because some people may get impatient.

Chill mate, Don't rush the work out, otherwise your quality may go south, and we're all patient people here, we can wait.
So your getting sidetracked by some poon so what, anyone who says they are productive all the time is a friggen liar.
I'm trying to write my own thing over here, and I only managed to make arounds say 200-300 words in a space of 5 hours, most of that time was me playing world of tanks, and that was 3 days ago, haven't done a thing since.

2510473 No, it's not anthro.

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