• Member Since 26th Jan, 2014
  • offline last seen 15 hours ago

Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

More Blog Posts175

  • 50 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

    Read More

    2 comments · 166 views
  • 123 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

    Read More

    0 comments · 166 views
  • 140 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

    Read More

    0 comments · 227 views
  • 141 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

    Read More

    1 comments · 195 views
  • 151 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

    Read More

    0 comments · 189 views
Oct
1st
2014

News on the I See Pink Front · 3:36pm Oct 1st, 2014

I thought that i would give a little update on I See Pink. Currently L0rd0f7hund3r, Guardian and Babs, Camlio, and myself have been working on the Wedding Chapter. It's a major Collaboration and so far we're well over sixteen thousand words into it. Yeah, this is a huge, huge chapter and with good reason. It's the tie in chapter for a bulk of the Vogonverse. It also marks the beginning of the revelation of the power behind Vogon.

So, What are you hoping to see come out of this chapter? What's your thoughts?

Additionally... I have a short poll question. I've got a Luna story lined up to do, but I'm considering another side character. I considered Spitfire, but I'm open to more suggestions.

Also... Out of the ponies in all of MLP:FiM who do you feel would be the one that would pose for Playboy? Because... That may find its way into one of the stories.

Thanks

LF

Report Ron Jeremy Pony · 215 views · Story: I see Pink ·
Comments ( 22 )

I would suggest Nightmare moon other than Luna and for the Playboy scenario probably Fleur or Cadence

Umm, not to sound pushy but... the story with Vinyl?

Playcolt? Fleur Di Lase, Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, Sapphire Shores, Beautie Brass, Luna in Nightmare Moon form, Aunt Orange, Photofinsh, Sunset Shimmer and Trixie Lulamoon. Those all the ones that seem like they would..... maybe Spitfire and the other wonder bolt mares.

2498783

Fantastic ideas all! I shall look into them and make a decision.


2498749

I believe that it is being worked on :pinkiehappy:

2498747

I've considered Nightmare Moon, and several of us that are working in the Vogon Universe have been skyping together. We even managed to put together a return of Nightmare Moon story line in which she's actually brought back as a teenage filly. A teenage filly that is Twilight's student.

over sixteen...that's like...over nine thousand. I can't wait to read it. I believed hilarity will ensue.


also, I better ship this vinyl out before the masses revolt.

2498790 if you want I can send you some pinups of them I know of from Derpybooru.

2498808

Please do. I know horrible thing to ask and consider, but it would help make the decision.


2498803

Still looking forward to it!


2498796

Thanks:pinkiehappy:

2498822 Horrible? Please I share this stuff all the time:rainbowdetermined2: So no big you want tasteful sex or full nudes?

I though I was doing the PaulxLuna story

Also, Will there be any foreshadowing about Jacob being the, well, you know?

As a centerfold for for the premiere issue of Playcolt, I have the following mares in mind:
Unicorns:
Fleur De Lis
Upper Crust (Although her fee would be exorbitant!)
Lyra Heartstrings (May need to promise her that she can lick some fingers.)
Pegasi:
Blossom Forth (Heehee, we sneak in a Twilight Clone this way!)
Cloudchaser
Flitter
Earth Ponies:
Cherry Jubilee
Sapphire Shores
Crescendo (A Fluttershy Clone!)
BONUS!
Amria (A Saddle Arabian pony for a little exotic spice!)
Princess Mi Amore Cadenza (Why not make the Princess of Love a centerfold?)
Zecora (I can imagine what her bio looks likeā€¦ :rainbowlaugh: )

As for a side story pony to add to the Vogonverse, why not Lyra or Derpy Hooves? (I prefer Derpy myself. She'd be a little ray of sunshine to somebody with developmental issues or somesuch.) Or better still, Zecora!

2498829

Being that this is supposed to be something that would be seen in Playboy I would say tasteful. After all, and I'm quoting Hue here, "Women have traditionally been either put on pedestals or damned as the source of all sexual temptation and sin. These are two sides of the same coin, since both place women in a nonhuman role. Playboy has opposed these warped sexual values and, in so doing, helped women step down from their pedestals and enjoy their natural sexuality as much as men."

And of course also "If you don't encourage healthy sexual expression in public, you get unhealthy sexual expression in private. If you attempt to suppress sex in books, magazines, movies and even everyday conversation, you aren't helping to make sex more private, just more hidden. You're keeping sex in the dark. What we've tried to do is turn on the lights."

So I certainly say tasteful. Because when I write it I plan on making it a statement from the mare who's doing it. Something along the lines of, and I'm using Spitfire as an example:

Playboy's Centerfold's Question and Answer segiment:
This month's Centerfold Spitfire

Question: So Spitfire, what made you want to do this? It's my understand that with all of you, may I call you ponies?

Spitfire: Of course, that's what we are, and please finish your first question.

Quesiton: Well it's my understanding that since all of you ponies have recently been given equal rights. There's even several ponies who are wholly against the idea of you posing in this.

Spitfire: I know, but there's a good reason why I'm bearing it all. We need to understand that like any sapient being we're sexual beings. It's a given that we're going to have sex. We have the need to make that connection, and we shouldn't be ashamed about it. We need to be proud of the bodies that we have, and we don't need to fall into this belief that we should hide our sexuality.

Question: Is that the message that you're really wanting to send along?

Spitfire: Of course it is. I was approached by a few other magazines, but all of them had reputations for objectifying mares. The reason I chose Playcolt, or I'm sorry Playboy is because of the long standing history this magazine has of trying to express sexuality. The fact that the late Mr. Hefner personally stated that his magazine wasn't about objectifying, but rather about expressing that mares are no different than stallions in the fact that they are sexual creatures spoke to me. In truth, I do wish that he was alive today so that I could talk to him.

Question: Yes, Mr. Hefner was quite a pioneer in this industry, and to be honest I'm fairly sure that he would have loved talking to you. So, what are your plans now? You've officially became a Playboy bunny, and that means living at the Playboy mansion if you want.

Spitfire: Oh, I'm perfectly happy where I am now. My coltfriend has been bragging about being with a Playboy bunny. It's actually rather cute.

Question: You stated before that you're in a polygamist relationship, is that true?

Spitfire: it is, and it is of my own choice. Herding, which is what we called it, wasn't unheard of back where I come from. In truth there was several families that still practiced it.

Question: So the reports that you're bisexual wasn't just merely rumors?

Spitfire: No it's true. I'm bisexual, and I'm quite happy experiencing a healthy relationship with my coltfriend and marefriend.

Question: and speaking of your marefriend, I understand that she turned down a photoshoot, is that correct?

Spitfire: Yes, yes it is. Fleetfoot just didn't feel that doing a photoshoot was the right thing for her to do at the moment. I completely respect her decision about it though.

Question: Is there anything else you'd like to say to any other girls, or mares out there?

Spitfire: Don't be ashamed of yourself. There's a saying that I believe wholeheartedly. Every mare, every single one, is a playmate. We're all special, and there is somepony for everypony. Be proud of your body, and be proud of who you are both spiritually and sexually.

2498856

You are doing the Paul and Luna story if you want to, and I have no problem with us foreshadowing that.

2498965

I'm actually very cool with it being a collab. Hell, I've enjoyed working with you, L0rd, and Camlio.

2498980

So we have 2 collabs to work on.

Make that three, the Sweetie Belle one

2498923 I considered that and sent you a large group of pics..... :rainbowwild:

2499011

Thanks, and i shall have to check them out, after work. :pinkiehappy:

2499062 good idea. Oh is the next chapter of gts pony story going up today. It be awsome if it dose cause today's my birthday and be epic to see that update on it.

2499069

I'll try to make sure that it happens. It might be much later today, since we're trying to make sure that we can get this wedding chapter possibly done, or at least the first draft done, tonight.

LF

If you think about playboy maybe you can use Rarity, Fleur, or Button's mom, as they're regarded by many fans to be very attractive and experienced. A young version of Granny Smith could work as she admitted in an IDW comic that she used to have many suitors when she was young. However, Chrysalis being the pony equivalent of a succubus could serve as a good substitute.

Login or register to comment