Making Hard Life Decisions · 2:12am Sep 5th, 2014
[8:58:31 PM] The Story Mark: I think you know how you use a jar of pickles
[8:58:40 PM] Holy: I think I do too
[8:58:44 PM] Holy: And I don't like it
[8:59:16 PM] The Story Mark: Is it better than paying $200 though?
[8:59:23 PM] Holy: Wait
[8:59:30 PM] Holy: Who has to use the jar of pickles?
[8:59:32 PM] SpiarmfJunior [Meaty]: Yeah, pickles are gross
[8:59:39 PM] The Story Mark: Probably you
[8:59:43 PM] Holy: Can I get someone else to do it?
[8:59:50 PM] Holy: Or force them to do it?
[8:59:55 PM] The Story Mark: Sure
[9:00:07 PM] Holy: I think I'd rather pickle rape someone than pay $200
[9:00:31 PM] ディスコマグネット: ^
[9:00:35 PM] The Story Mark: And take nude pictures of your toes and 2 old socks
[9:00:42 PM] Holy: I'm fine with that
[9:00:43 PM] The Story Mark: That's the important bit
[9:00:46 PM] ディスコマグネット: Still better than $200
[9:00:51 PM] Holy: It's the pickles I'm worried about
[9:01:02 PM] The Story Mark: What if he made you eat one
[9:01:03 PM] The Story Mark: ?
[9:01:16 PM] Holy: But I already sold them for textbooks
[9:01:31 PM] The Story Mark: Nah, like, you bring them to him
[9:01:45 PM] The Story Mark: And he goes "Now eat one or you don't get the book"
[9:02:17 PM] Holy: tfw I already went through the trouble of pickle rape
[9:02:22 PM] Holy: This is a tough decision
[9:02:32 PM] The Story Mark: A catch 22 if you will
[9:03:04 PM] Holy: I'd probably do it
[9:03:10 PM] Holy: Because I'm a whore
[9:03:39 PM] The Story Mark: Alright
[9:04:20 PM] The Story Mark: And hey, you'd have a pretty funny story
[9:04:28 PM] Holy: I think I already
[9:04:29 PM] Holy: do
[9:04:30 PM] The Story Mark: You know, if you left out the pickle rape
[9:04:37 PM] The Story Mark: And the eating one part
[9:04:44 PM] ディスコマグネット: >leaving out the best part
[9:05:12 PM] Holy: You can't just go through something like that and not tell the whole story
[9:05:24 PM] Holy: Pickle raping someone ain't something you just skim over
[9:06:02 PM] The Story Mark: I kind of guessed you would share that part
[9:06:16 PM] The Story Mark: I think you said you read rape fics to friends for fun one time
[9:06:25 PM] Holy: Yup
This is why I can never do anything on time.
Pickle raping... I'm trying to form a mental image of that and.... nope I can't do it.
I think you've just blown my mind.
Well then. I like where this is going.
I understand this... But I have a fever of 102.
Why am I even on this late? Why did I even get on to begin with? Just for this?
Stupid class. I missed out on this.
2428873 Don't worry Kerb, everything eventually comes around in a circle. That's why they call it a circlejerk.