RainbowBob Ice Cube Challenge · 2:05am Aug 26th, 2014
Wait, no, not THAT Ice Cube!
So yeeeeeeeah. The point of this blog. You all know about that ice bucket challenge thingy people have been doing over the interwebs to promote donations to the ALS charity funds? Whelp, looks like I got suckerpunched into doing it. Again
Thing is this is the SECOND time I've been challenged. Well, sorta. The first time was with my buddies over the weekend, when they just dumped a bucket of ice over my head as a joke because hur dur duuuuuur that's fucking hilarious. I now have a cold from their idiocy.
Now, to prevent myself from further sickening myself and missing work, which would be a grade-A bad thing to do at this point, I'll donate... what, $200 bucks? Yeah, that sounds good. How to donate to the ALS Association can be found at this website. Go nuts, man.
However, since I still got challenged, I'll do the Xavier approach and just drink rum and coke to clear my throat and then feel better about myself that way.
Patrick, you classy bastard you.
Okay, let's get started!
The ice cubes in their natural habitat.
AND NOW THE COKE!
Bet you ain't ever seen head as great as this before, have ya?
So fucking fizzy.
THE RETURN OF THE MYSTERIOUS UNMARKED LIQUOR BOTTLE!
Oh lawdy, this is gonna taste like shit.
Yup, it's gonna be awful.
Thanks for making it, Mr. Jackson!
Oh thank god you brought along your twin, I couldn't finish this ungodly concoction even if I tried!
Adding more coke to get the blehfuckthis taste outta my mouth for the last bit.
Goddamnit, Hamilton, you're not a fucking President! Get outta here! Scram and go back to Cuba!
I still have no idea what that liquid was made out of.
Aaaaaaaand there we go! I'll donate the other $150 to the website laters. Y'all should do that too, since it'd be super rad and stuff.
Also, for my victims, that'll be alexmagnet, Professor Plum, and Obsy-wobsykins. MAKE SURE YOU PUT MORE EFFORT INTO THIS THAN I DID!
I'd prefer some more Mormon Vodka, but I'll accept this.
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*sighs in relief*
A lot of people I follow on the interwebs are doing this now (for realsies, not what you did, Bob). This is awesome!
That is hysterical!
Unmarked liquor bottle?
You, sir, are a far braver man than I.
But, in seriousness, good on you for donating.
Meh, I'd have chickened out too, mainly because my body doesn't take too kindly to cold water . . . I think.
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Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
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They got Aquaman to do it, too.
I knew it wouldn't be that easy...
I like Ice Cube. He makes a pretty cool character on Law & Order.
2401954 Eternal vengeance? Man, that's just what Pen Stroke said on his video too.
Thank God I'm not well known on here, otherwise I'd have been challenged by now.
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But this was a hilarious blog