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  • 1 week
    A Nice Thing To Wake Up To

    Morning all!

    You know, these days I'm largely writing for myself. Which is to say, I'm no longer hugely concerned with getting as many views as possible. Story ideas occur in my head, and I write them out because I enjoy the satisfaction of them being transcribed into reality where other people may also read them. Ten people, ninety people, a thousand, honestly it's inconsequential.

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  • 2 weeks
    How Things Are

    Phew. It's been a minute, huh guys?

    At this point, I'm not even especially sure how many people will read this. But there's some therapeutic gains to be had by getting thoughts written down, so here we go. An update. If you're reading, here, have a cookie.

    Hooray! Nutrition!

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  • 471 weeks
    Not Dead

    What the title says. Sorry about the sudden unexplained hiatus, and obvious issue regarding the lack of a certain fic I was meant to upload. Something tantamount to an explanation this time next week, at the moment I'm still figuring things out and trying to find my feet.

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  • 477 weeks
    The Final Countdown

    So. On The Rocks. Out tomorrow.

    Hope you guys enjoy it, and I also hope it's worth the wait. The actual submitting for review may be a bit later than I'd hoped, as I need to stay a few extra hours at work tomorrow (le sigh) but it will be posted sometime tomorrow night. You guys ready for this?

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  • 478 weeks
    Gracious in Defeat. Honest.

    So that obvious cheat lovely chap Blueshift won the UKofE writing contest for the first month! Am I annoyed? YES! A little, have a photo of me balancing plushies on my head. It cheered me up.

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Better late than never. · 10:50pm Jul 16th, 2014

Okay, things I need to acknowledge and thank for. Almost forgot, but not quite.

Oswald Zhou

This guy. This guy right here. He took Scotchtavia, the whole damn thing... and translated it into Chinese. Twice. Once in the Simplified use, which is apparently used in Mainland China and Singapore, and again in Traditional use, which is used in Taiwan and Hong Kong.

This guy. Thank you.

Of course, not knowing a lick of Chinese myself, I have no idea how accurate this translation is, but this a monumental effort which needs recognition. If you could all go and give him a *boop* from me, that'd be swell.

On a slightly serious note, how many people can we get to go boop him on his userpage? I'm kinda curious... Wait nvm, he doesn't have a comment section. Everyone just send him mental boops.


Did you listen to his luscious Scottish tones doing a reading of Scotchtavia? No? Go listen then.

*waits patiently*

All done? Nice. So Geo here, being the legend he is, decided to to a reading of the sequel too! Go send him a *boop* or two on my behalf as well, please!

That is all for now. These people have been acknowledged for the awesome things they have done, my conscience is clear. Have a rainbow power 8-Bit to end on.


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Comments ( 2 )

Oswald seems to have no comment section on his user page. GeodesicDragon does have though, better go boop him.

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