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Tentacle Slaphappy


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    I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.

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    I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.

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    happy birthday 2015

    "Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.

    She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"

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Jul
7th
2014

Happy belated 4th of july! · 8:32am Jul 7th, 2014

[Insert firework pictures on a later blog on a later day]

I had a pretty awesome week, spent some time with my younger cousin on her birthday, watched transformers, and just yesterday i went paintballing(is that a word?)! :D oh yeah, and then I watched some fireworks with family, so that's good too. ^_^

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and just yesterday i went paintballing

C'mon then. Let us exchange war stories. What wounds did you bring with you when you returned from the battle?:moustache:

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I shot myself in the foot once, thinking that it wouldn't hurt so much, then tripped over a rock and bruised my knees. ;_;

2263954 We don't celebrate independence day in England (obviously) so I'll have to wait till October. :fluttershysad:

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pfft. You haven't experience the harshness of war, if that's all you got.:moustache:
I got shot in the mouth and neck, as well as several shots to the hands.

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i see. what's in october, if you don't mind me asking? :twilightsmile:

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Ouch, the mouth. But you had a visor thingy on right? i got shot in the hand, but it think that it only hit the handle of my paintgun.

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fireworks on halloween? thats cool. :pinkiehappy:

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Ouch, the mouth. But you had a visor thingy on right?

It still counts, because the paint went through the breathing vent on the mask and covered my mouth in paint. It was all I could taste for the rest of the day.

i got shot in the hand, but it think that it only hit the handle of my paintgun.

I know I got hit in the hand, because my knuckles were bleeding slightly afterwards.:eeyup:

2263983 Oh shit... Bonfire night and Halloween are two different things. :facehoof:

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lol, that's going to be awhile from now. :rainbowlaugh: bonfire night, I meant. also, i just now started thinking of dark souls again(i'm trying to stop myself from getting addicted to it again:derpytongue2:)

2264001 Every time you play Dark Souls a penguin chick dies.

emperor-penguin.com/mumchick.jpg

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nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! :raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry:

Paintballing? Well it's a word now.

I don't go paintballing though, I have an airsoft team, it's 100 times more realistic--and since I'm joining the military that's all the more important for me.

I've never been capped by a paintball gun, but I have been shot in the neck by a $2000 Polarstar. That was fun.

Well, I'm glad to hear at least someone enjoyed their 4th of July. The police raided a goddamn meth lab in my apartment complex just as I was headed out the door to go to the beach. They went door-to-door questioning everyone so as to better ensure that no one enjoyed life too much. The meth lab didn't even explode or anything. *yawn*

We...did nothing.

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lol, thats interesting to hear. are they supposed to explode?

2268739 Nothing was planned. We might have gone downtown and seen three fireworks. Though that was it. Very few family members came to gather for lunch. We set off no fireworks, sparklers and pops or otherwise.

2268733 only cried a little bit.

Did yo have any near misses this 4th of July?

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