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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 49 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 122 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 139 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 140 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 150 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Jun
9th
2014

Be Careful what you Wish for Q and A session. · 12:58am Jun 9th, 2014

This is pretty basic and fairly self explanatory. Starting now until the questions start dying out, or it gets too late, Don, Lyra, Discord, Fluttershy, the Crusaders, and everyone else that has been in Be Careful what you Wish for will be answering your questions. First thing I should say is that there won't be any spoilers given out. Sorry about that.

Okay, shall we begin?

Lyra: sounds good to me.

That really wasn't a question meant for you.

Discord: well it was a question, it was asked, and why not answer. After all, what fun is it simply waiting?

Don: I don't know, sometimes waiting can have it's moments.

And that's it for tonight folks!

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Discord, what is your opinion on humans and their ability to pop in and out of Equestria?

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Discord: Humans... Hmmmm... and here I was saying Hoomanes. Oh well! I love the little chaotic creatures! They've done so much more to make Celly's life more interesting than I've seen in quite a while! Why, she even went so far as politely ask a group of humans to please leave the borders of Equestria! She hasn't done that to anypony for ages!

Although they don't really pop in and out. They come through a gateway thing... I've never seen it. Apparently Celestia thinks that it would be a bad idea if I went to their home world. but from what I understand there are guards posted on both sides of it. Such a shame... Trying to contain all of that chaos.

Lyra. Can we get a picture of the shrimp you used to have? I'm very curious as to what it looks like.

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Lyra: I wish that I could. When Bonny left there was a few things said, some things done, and most of the pictures that I had of us kind of got blinked out of here. To be honest I'm not really sure where I sent them. It was really foalish of me to do that, but I was just so upset. Most of the pictures I had with shrimp had Bonny in them too.

But, if I find them I'll be glad to share. Ummmm... Don suggested that I show you one of our pictures, but... Those are the kind you don't share!

2189093 *looks at his last message and face hoofs* bah you phone auto corrector! I said shrine not shrimp! Sorry lyra!

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Oh the Shrine! Yeah... Don talked me into throwing it out, but i think that I might have a picture of it.

It's not very clear, but this is what it looked like right before we threw it away.

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2189575 well.... hmm not as bad as I imagined actually. I had an image of this .... display of gold or bronze hands forming an arch with pictures and drawings of humans along with candles, a bowl of water, in cents burners. But this isn't as bad.

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Lyra: Oh Sweet Celestia I would never do that! I mean... There was a few pictures of some of the ponies in town with their new special someponies, or somehumans, and some of them might have been taken from a distance, while I was hiding in a bush, but I'd never cut off any human's hands.

Don: you'd do some other things though.

Lyra: You said that you were fine with trying that...

Don: I was, oh don't look so down.

2189673 I... am oddly not creaped out by that info. But I didn't say cut off hands. I meant giant hand statues.......

Though now I remember a fix talking about a lyra who collected hair and nail clippings and...*face turns green*

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Lyra: Don, there's a fan fiction about me collecting hair and nail clippings?

Don: Ummm... Maybe, it's possible there is, but I'm serious when I say that most of them are really cute stories.

2189709 anyways... away from that topic.... don, have you told lyra about how you met pinkie? It seems no one in equestria realizes you know her or her room mate.

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Don: Actually, yeah Lyra and I did talk about my time on Earth. I told her about Louis and Pinkie. I did mention that Louis had Rainbow Dash visit him, but he didn't invite me over when it happened. For the most part the ponies around here miss Pinkie, and her parties, but it seems that they're also pretty distracted by all of the technology that's over here. To be honest the CMCs, Spike, Mr and Mrs Cake, and the twins have been the ones to ask the most about her.

2189809 hmm should get pinkie to bring Louis over for her birthday.

OK I have been dieing to know this (not literally) has it been confirmed if ponies and humans can have ch******\%_=×#€8£\=÷/£¥\/÷_£\/= (message censored by equestria government)

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Lyra: Can ponies and human have what?

Don: I'm not sure...

Discord: Oh, I think I know, and while I could answer it's more fun to let you think about it. Could they or couldn't they? It's something that is going to be bouncing around in your head for a while!

2189871 I'm the only one asking questions? Alright.
Discord, you ever turn Don into a pony and lyra into a human?

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Discord: I haven't... yet... Although...

2189916 oh boy.. I think I opened a can of worms didn't I?.......

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Don: I don't know what's going on, but Discord is grinning like mad.

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*grins awkwardly*
don. Have you been keeping up on your protein supplements or eating enough fish?

Lyra. How good of a cook are you?

Discord. Fluttershy or Celestia down the isle?

Fluttershy. What do you think of humans?

Luna. War frame or final fantasy? .... wait... wrong story.

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Don: I was taking the supplements until I realized that fish was perfectly acceptable here. Which to be honest was a little surprising, but given the choice between those tasteless capsules twice a day, or eating some fish every meal, I'll take the fish.

Lyra: I've never had anypony complain about my cooking, and Don likes everything I make. I suppose I'm a good cook, oh do you think that I might be good enough to cater to something important on Earth?!

Discord: Hmmmm... Well, that is a question isn't it? With Celestia I would get to have somepony to prank for the rest of time, but with Fluttershy I would have my best friend. Decisions decisions. Then again, I rather enjoy being able to do what I want, when I want, and how I want. So for now, at least, I'm fine without a special somepony.

Fluttershy: Well, Don is pretty nice, a little odd, but nice. Ummm... some of the ones that came before were a little excitable, and the poor dears seemed to get into all kinds of trouble. I like them, but I hope that if more come through they don't start any hoof-fights.

(Although I called it quits last night I had to answer these. Thanks for the questions and comments!)

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