May
22nd
2014
Know Your Mare News! Pinkie Pie episode and submission box. · 11:11pm May 22nd, 2014
Hello-hello. Favor shines down on all of us today! Not only have we got a new episode of Know Your Mare up, but it happens on the same day I put up my submission box for "facts" to be said about the Know Your Mare crew. But, first thing's first. The episode people have been dying to see brought to life. Pinkie Pie beats the Voice.
Still a brilliant episode in my opinion. If I ever made a scrapbook of all my favorite chapters... Actually... I might use that idea later...
Anyway! Moving onto the submission box. If you have a "fact" you want said about one of the four voices, please leave it in a comment below.
Queen Chrysalis...
loves her baby, Pipsqueak...
(pause for reaction)
...all night long.
Discord...
The Lord of Chaos and Disharmony...
The Sovereign of Comedy Relief...
The Patron of Crazy Hilarity...
And all around Cosmic Joker...
And yet...
The only one he can make laugh is his wife when things get steamy in the bedroom and he drops his pants...
Do you ever consider and think about how lucky you are?
2136928 Me?
2136934
Oh yes you.
2136950 I find that I have fortune. But I wouldn't say I'm lucky. If I were lucky, I would be able to solve all of my problems. Heh.
2136970
I suppose you have a point.
Sunset Shimmer...
Can't stop eating meat.
Queen Chrysalis.....
cheated on Discord with a wheel of swiss cheese.
is Celestia's daughter.
Discord......
humped a cotton candy cloud and made Flufflepuff.
Sunset Shimmer.....
cuddles a Twilight Sparkle plushy.
Pipsqueak.....
writes clop about himself and Princess Luna.
Queen Chrysalis...
Doesn't know where her hive is.
Discord...
Only understands basic concepts. That's why, despite his enormous power, he can't do anything more interesting than enrage a few animals and lift a few houses.
Sunset Shimmer...
Her jealousy and envy are now the only things driving her.
Pipsqueak...
Will develop less empathy than any other pony, thanks to the show.
Hmm...
Maybe those were a bit too harsh.