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Queuefka Palazzo


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May
10th
2014

So a 700k story just had an 80k chapter update... · 7:39pm May 10th, 2014

I don't...

I don't even...

Here's a screenshot for posterity:

EDIT: Can't link the story, it's NSFW. Blame Shadowflash. The story's called "The Lost Element" by an author called "Humanity".

A bit of warning, the story is not good. At all. I started reading it last year, but quit in disgust around chapter 14. It's a self insert HiE where "Human" is the 7nth Element, and it's as bad as it sounds. Its only redeeming feature is you can read it for the narration, not the story, which is notable because the author is an unreliable narrator of his own story without realizing it.

It's mind blowing how brutally honestly the story portrays its author without his consent after you realize that simple fact.

I won't say anything more because, y'know, I've already been banned once for ripping that story and its author to shreds. I just wanted to show you guys something... special, and a fucking 80k chapter update is an excellent occasion to do it.

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Just... just... wow. :applejackunsure:

I won't say anything more because, y'know, I've already been banned once for ripping that story and its author to shreds.

That's fucking awesome.

2096836 Ahhhh, the wonderful world of pussy-ass bitches, eh guys?

Good fuck does he not have anything better to do than write 24/7? 700,000 words is fucking insane. That's more than all three books of The Lord of The Rings combined.

2096836

It was. It was glorious, and I didn't regret a single minute of my ban.

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That's all that matters, that you feel you did the right thing. I know I have before.

Comment posted by iloveportalz0r deleted Aug 3rd, 2014

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I'm deleting your post. For the lelzorz. I'm sure you understand.

:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

2340486

Read, you idiot. I said "for the lelzorz".

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