May
1st
2014
Progress Report! (ATFN Tagged) · 8:53am May 1st, 2014
What? You thought I was going to tell you where I am with the chapter? Well, you're wrong. This isn't school. We don't give out progress reports here. Go back to your desk and meet me after class, you're getting detention.
For shame.
Seriously, though:
I'm sitting just shy of 5.4k words, several of those delicious, tasty sex, so you can expect the chapter to continue on for a few more thousand words (I hope). Stuff is going to happen. Important stuff. Character stuff. Stuff stuff. If you don't like it, too bad. You need more soul, bro.
And now, some other stuff:
Have some butt!
I actually tried highlighting the blank area to see if there was hidden text there. I don't know why I did that.
2066376 I shoulda put something silly in there like poopy butt.
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I have no idea why, but that disturbs me more than it should.
I gotta stop thinking too much about things
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I'm sorry, but now I can't stop reading your name as Poopy Greyskull after that.
next chapter will be fun.
Dark Souls II... or write? The choice is yours!
ya know pep, when you have an avatar of best ponies precious posterior prefaceing your posts i kinda hope for detention.
and yes my alliteration sucks and yes i .... i am sorry.
still postin though.
2066385 Gooooooooooood
2066639 It certainly shall be.
2066649 Why not both? Because Dark Souls is too much fun.
2066922 Detention with Moon Butt is best detention.
2066936 I'm doing a dark souls 2 thief build. I just wish they had the Hollow thief gear from Sark Souls 1 as well as the Ornstein and Artorias gear, in dark souls 2. imagine running around and killing everything with just the Abyss great sword boosted with the dark spells
. or have the dark invigoration spell that Artorias used in the boss battle. There is so much they could have done and added from the previous game. we didn't need the claymore or the broad sword.I mean they could have even included the hidden boy spell and the dark wood grain ring as well as the ring of fog. for ninja flipping joy. 
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anyway I wonder what Twilight's baby will look like.
also thief build in ds2 is so much fun one back stab I got reached over 2300 damage.
2066959 It's just a matter of getting that backstab, though.
I will agree, however, that they could have done a lot more with it. I do very much enjoy the game as it stands, however.
2066980 agreed.
actually back stabs are a lot easier to get in ds2 than they were in ds1
2066983 Considering you can miss? I'd say not.
2066985 believe me I've gotten plenty, though what pisses me off is when players get the auto parry cheat on their characters so they can just continuously face stab you. it's the worst when you're trying to get the playthrough achievement for not dying once in the game and they invade you constantly.
2067007 It's pretty annoying. Only thing I'd say is turn off online mode and run a trainer or something. that way you can get the achievement, but not ruin anybody else's playthrough.
I was recently doing some invading myself and ran into a guy that didn't take any damage despite being whaled on by two grey spirits, myself included, a dark spirit, and several npcs in the Belfry Sol.
2067019 Oh did you see the video of the hacker that got put into a position where he was constantly stunlocked by both the npc's and the invaders. he was stuck between two trees and was getting railed on by both stone knights and the ents constantly and he couldn't do anything or die since he had infinite health.
I'd say he got screwed thoroughly.
the only time I like hackers is when their incompetent enough to get themselves killed while fighting a legitimate player.
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agreed. And no, I haven't seen that. It sounds hilarious.
You will absolutely laugh you're ass off.
So what did you think?
2067100 Playing Dark Souls, didn't watch it yet.
Okay what's you're build anyway?
2067107 Shieldless Lothian. Heavy armor with a Great Club, Black Knight Greatsword, Heavy Crossbow, and Bone Scythe. 50 Str, 26 dex, 40 vit.
2067122 That's a pretty darn good build, I chose a thief mage build, 50 int 24 attunement, 30 dex and 20 to the rest of the stats save strength which is at a comfortable 16.
2066983 Calling BS on that, but... I hate how stupidly easy it is to get killed in a stunlock. Players are now allowed to completely whiff animations and hit you anyway. It's very tragic that they tried so hard to better balance PvP, but it's even more skewed than before. :\
2067129 The Curved dagger has almost no reach, you have to be standing atleast afoot from you're opponent to even get a chance to stun lock them for at least three hits unless their up against a wall. the weapon that they did a good job balancing was the bow. and the cross bow.
2067134 I mean Rapiers, Falchions, and--again--katanas. Dex weapons are just too OP since Poise has virtually been removed.
Too too true. Especially with the Stone ring added in.
So the story is even longer? Awesome! And it's regarding the clop? Even better. I just hope it's related to either Twilight or Luna(because those 2 deserve some serious alone time). I really hope Twilight gets pregnant. I want to see how her child will be. Even better how would Moon Beam react to all of it. She could explode then explode again and explode yet again.
I honestly wish you put something in the blank area like poopy butt, Nightmare Moon butt(cuz she likes to moon her subjects), Moon Beam is the queen of butt ball, Gwen Stacy dies or even better Celestia has an evil twin(If you read the MLP comic books by IDW then you'll understand what I mean).
Speaking of the comic books since it's revealed that in the mirror universe there's an evil version of the Mane 6 what should they be called? The evil 6, Deadly 6, Disharmony 6, Sinister 6(Spiderman reference ftw)? How would ATFN Luna react upon seeing her evil twin(It's either evil Luna or Blood Moon)? That honestly would be funny.
Also be careful. Because if you post pictures of Fluttershy posing in naughty positions regarding her plot she will go to your house and defecate on your cat. Just like poor Opal. Rarity had it coming.
*fart*
Ok I'll stop with the bad jokes but in all seriousness it's great that ATFN is still active. Hope it has a satisfying ending(hope it is). I honestly hope Twilight gets a happy ending out of all of this. *prays*
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"Moonie, I'm sorry I yelled at you just then. What we're gonna do now, is I'm gonna learn you how to play butt ball, seeing as we're in my basement."
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Step one: Never tell your parents.
Step two: NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS!!!