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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Apr
17th
2014

Spies. Everywhere. · 10:41pm Apr 17th, 2014

*Working on a chapter of Loser Booth.*
*Glance at the amount of views.*
*2 views.*

Wait.
What?

Report Pickleless · 187 views · Story: The Loser's Booth ·
Comments ( 10 )

Don't worry, I'v got an unpublished story that has some 70 views. None of the chapters are even viewable. It scares me.

2019401
Wizards.
Wizards everywhere.

2019405
We're dealing with wizards too!? Guess I better get my Null Magic Mantle out...

2019401
My friend's guess is mods. Just being able to look at stories before they're posted or something. Only thing I can think of. Either that or clicking on the chapter of your own story gives it a view.

2019412
It does give your story a view.

2019414
*tested it.*
*went from 2 to 4.*
WELP, IT'S NOT JUST ME.

2019418
Sounds like Knighty is trolling you!

2019420
I would be surprised if I caught the eye of any mod to be honest.

2019422
I wish a mod would at least think of looking at me. That would probably make my day.

2019424
Just write for fun dude. I know that sounds hollow, since praise and attention feels good and all, but writing for fame generally gives you lower quality stories than writing for fun.

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