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Pirate Jesus


Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

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  • 403 weeks
    So, I changed my name a bit.

    Now before you lot start thinking I've been getting into the rum, let me explain.

    So, as some of you remember, the last picture of me in the flesh I put up here about a year ago, and some of you commented even then that I looked like a pirate due to me growing my hair and goatee out.

    Well, I kept growing it and now, thanks to my Jewish blood, I literally look like Jesus.

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    2 comments · 456 views
  • 404 weeks
    Oh, Hey guys!

    (Blows dust off old account)

    Hey, y'all. Sorry I was gone for a bit.

    What'd I miss this time?

    7 comments · 361 views
  • 433 weeks
    Can Someone Summarize this Blasted Show?

    So, As you all know, I left the fandom for a while, and I'm now trying to get in some faculty back into it. However, I've run into a problem: apparently I've missed a lot since the Season 4 finale. So, what I'm asking of you my dear followers, is there any way y'all can bring me up to speed on what's been going on with all this? I don't have enough time to catch up on last season, or even the

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  • 438 weeks
    School's Out For Winter!

    Yep, just got my transcript for the semester after a particularly long finals season. 4 B's in Medieval European History, Modern East Asian History, Leadership and Interpersonal Skills, and History of Alabama, rounding it out with a solid A in Leadership Theory. Needless to say, I'm relieved.

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  • 449 weeks
    I Can't Stop!

    I should probably be working on the paper due in an hour and a half, or at least on my story.

    Instead, I can't pull my eyes away from this.

    6 comments · 366 views
Apr
2nd
2014

Resignation · 2:14am Apr 2nd, 2014

Ladies and gentlemen, I have some sad news. I'm stopping it. All of it. Not just Starcrossed, but my whole involvement in fanfiction. I received news that not only am I below the grade to keep my scholarship and therefore unable to go to college, but my chapter of my fraternity is being shut down because of a loophole with our charter.

With all of this turmoil, I am having to go home wih my tail between my legs and find a job. I won't have time to do what I do on this site. Therefore, I am leaving fimfiction. It breaks my heart to leave, especially as I was just starting to get fans of my reviews and stories, but my life is already circling the drain as is. I would ask anyone I was helping with either tutelage in writing or editing of their work to look for other help on the "School for New Writers" group. I'm so sorry, guys. I love and will miss all of you.

With deep regret and a heavy heart,
Commander Fowler

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Comments ( 55 )

O.o
I understand you have to get your grades up.Cant you just go on Hiatus?Put all your stories on Hiatus.Once you straighten thing out, start out fresh.Dont go permanently!Just for a small period if time is all I can take...:(

1975476
I'm sorry, but it's the only way. I have to cut all ties. I'm really sorry. :fluttercry:

Comment posted by Pirate Jesus deleted Apr 2nd, 2014

1975499 Could you hand over the story and copyright to another user for he or she can continue it? I can think up alot of ideas for future chapters.

1975499 Just ban yourself for a while.I know someone who was having trouble too.She went in Hiatus for a month.When she got back, she was happy and back to writing.You have to straighten your road out first.Please.Think of what's wrong, think of how you will solve that.Then one at a time, they will vanish.When I feel I have too many problems, I tell myself, "Don't exaggerate your problems...".Please.Just fix what you can.It will slowly fall together.We have all been through those bad times.Im not so hot on my grades either.Last year, I had all A's.I had a D in something, and I was failing.The fact that I was failing didn't bother me.It was the fact that my moms pride was gone, and she didn't trust me.I turned that around, raised that D to and A, and fixed it.That was my one true problem.If you fix your one true problem, all the others will simply vanish, and you won't even sweat.
I've been through what you have been through.And it wasn't easy, nor where they my golden times.

1975535
Possibly. You'd be interested in picking it up?

1975554 Of course!!! I would be honored to continue Starcrossed.

This is sad

You were my first friend on fimfiction,so it's going to be extremely saddening to see you go:fluttercry:
I hope one day you can get back on here and have everything again

Goodbye first friend:raritydespair:

1975567
Wow. I'm kinda surprised, honestly. I didn't know it would be such an honor. :twilightsmile:

1975549
I appreciate that story. It actually is very inspirational. However...

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1975549
You guys should probably notice the date...

1975572
Amber... You might want to check what day it is.

1975574 So how do you transfer your story too my account? Like would you send it by emailing to me?

Never give up. Have a good life and I wish you good luck. Good bye. :fluttercry:

1975593
You'd just pick up where I left off. But, again, I really suggest you look at the callendar.

1975595
Touching, but you should notice what day it is.

1975598 What do you mean? What calender?

1975601 you mother beeper!!!!:twilightangry2:

I'll get you back one day,don't worry!!!!

Dammit that's the third time I've been pranked today:facehoof:
Time to go back to pranking school:pinkiecrazy:

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Ok, guys. I am really sorry, but this was an April Fools joke gone wrong. I didn't think me leaving would be hypothetically such a big deal. Sorry if I saddened you guys. I thought it would be funny.

1975618
Really sorry. I thought it would be more obvious that this was an April Fools joke. :twilightblush:

1975619 Are you kidding me!!! That was probably the funniest things of my boring flank day!!!:rainbowlaugh:

1975619
I've fuckin had it with this god damn shit. :twilightangry2:

1975637
Sorry, sorry. I thought it would be pretty obvious. I mean, everyone has posted at least one of these April fools posts. Hell, Knighty is even posing as Mark Zuckerberg.

1975636
Yay! I'm glad you thought it was funny. I was starting to feel like a massive dick. :pinkiehappy:

1975637 Come on man look at the bright side, he'll still continue Starcrossed.

1975619 that just makes me want to face hoof so many times that I can't even.....:pinkiesick:

It didn't go wrong for you,it went perfectly,bravo:ajbemused:

You do realize how good the first chapter of your story is right?
You:meh it's April fools so I is going to make peoples think I is going offline forevers and probably not get many responses at all

Us:NOOOO!!!!we wants you to stay and keep working on your story!we wants the more!

You:holy crap people loves me I feel FABULOUS!!!!!(admits that it is a joke)

Us:CMTKGIRNSISOFMVJT!!!!!!!you lies!!!but we still wants you to continues story plez

1975645
Yeah I know that one.
Just I've actually have had friends leave this site and I fuckin hate April fools its the gayest day of the fuckin year

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2: "Flaming Twilight"

I SWEAR THIS IS THE SECOND ONE! DON"T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!

Sorry, but jeeze, don't do that. You are asking for lots of angry replies.

Anyway. The story continues. Yeah. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

1975659
At least somepony agrees

1975647 Though I am little down about not "being the new author" thing, but its better that the real author is to finish Starcrossed.

1975671 Yes. Recently a friend and story writer is quitting writing because of stupid comments, so this was blow below the belt. Not to mention one of my stories updated today saying This story is cancelled, so I don't know if he was joking or not. I am going to kill someone because of this holiday.

1975654
Oh, I'm definitely continuing it eventually. I mean, flash is too good of a blank slate to pass up writing as a protagonist, and writing a romance as opposed to a action adventure is a fun change of pace. However, some of this is true. My grades, while not bad, are on a knife's edge right now, and they are my first priority, so a new chapter, I swear by Odin's beard, is coming. It just might take more time.

1975655
I know what you mean. Someone whose trilogy inspired my first story left the site and it majorly bummed me out.

1975676
I wish I could fuckin kill the man who made it VERY FUCKIN SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY
:pinkiecrazy:

1975655 Do you even now what gay means?

1975698
Of course. Don't be a fuckin smart ass I've had a bad day.

1975696 Calm down Pinkemania. It is funny to see when the pranks back fire, my siblings tried to prank me by having flier for people to call me, but no one did. When I told them, they were both frustrated that all there hard work went to waste.

1975659
Sorry. Like I said, I thought it would be funny and people would see through it quickly. Still, probably not my brightest idea.

1975674
Don't be bummed. I always listen to what my readers suggest. I think of writing as best when done by consensus.

1975680 Don't you mean Starswearl's beard.:moustache:

1975712
One: I'm worse than Pinkamena.
Second: Thats funny

1975723 I know. This is the clip I want to include and my feeling with April fools day.

I own nothing!!!!!!

1975706 I know, it just when people uses words like gay, retarted, ect. that insults the people who are homosexual, mentally handicap, ect. Its personal because I have autism.

1975700
It's alright. He didn't leave on bad terms, and I'm guessing he's still doing well. Just miss having an equally f***ed up mind to talk dark stories with.

1975746
I just meant the day not to offend anyone

1975758
You know, he wasn't like banned or anything. He just literally left and hasn't been back since.

1975769
Who are you talking about?

1975769 yeah I think you need to put up a new blog as soon as possible before things go completely crazy.:pinkiecrazy:

1975780
Agreed

1975778
TheCamel. He wrote a massively dark series about the griffons and ponies going to war. It's amazing that I liked it to, given that I hate reading clop, which it had a lot of, second person perspective, which it was written in, and extremely dark content, which there is no doubt that it was built around. It's just weird given I'm so against those elements and still liked his stories.

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