). I want to tell you all about where I've been, what I've been up to, and share my journey with you guys. You were all around for some of the best times, and I felt it's only right to open back up again andThe Best Thing Ever · 6:32am Apr 1st, 2014
So! As many of you already probably know, I have this good buddy that goes by the name of Dusk Quill. Well, in case you aren't already following him, get your flanks in gear, fillies! He's already finished the next part of the Skyfall series! I mean, god damn, he just writes like it's nobody's business. If you were there for his live stream earlier, you know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, Dusk said some motivational spiel, got his writing done, and then FINISHED THE WHOLE BOOK. Well, what he said really motivated me. So I am pleased to announce that starting today, I've jumped back into writing. Dusk was such an inspiration to me, Jake the Army Guy, that I'm going to take Eye of the Beholder and make it a full 27-part series akin to James Bond style novels! And the kicker? I'm bringing in Dusk's best OC ever, Midnight Dasher, to be Bentgrass' new parter and love interest! Get ready, folks. It's gonna be one helluva ride! Expect action! Drama! Romance! Sarcastic one-liners!
Here's a glimpse at the story titles in order:
1. Under A Luminous Sky 2: Things Get Batty
2. Under A Luminous Sky 3: Parchment's Revengeance
3. Beauty Is In... (Prequel to Eye of the Beholder)
4. You Only Live Twice Unless You're A Cat
5. GoldenEyes
6. More Metallica Titles
7. SIR: The Other Agency
8. SIR: Beyond the Mirror Pool
9. Creepypasta: Return to Slender
10. From Stalliongrad, With Love
11. Lunaraker
12. The Cryptic RIS Agent Who Loved Me
13. Tomorrow Never Dies Because Days Can't Be Killed
14. On Her Majesty's Royal Investigative Service
15. For Your Bat-Eyes Only
16. Diamonds Are Forever (Or About Ten Seconds Around Dragons)
17. You Spill My Port And You Die
18. The World Is Not Enough, But Equestria's A Start
19. License to Thrill
20. Goldhoof
21. A Bat and Mouse Game
...and more!
Are you as stoked as apple pony is?! I know I, Jake The Army Guy, am! And with Dusky helping me with the editing, there's no way this could possibly go wrong! Stay safe, stay free, and stay metal! Jake The Army Guy out!
I love y'all. You two are giving me lots of fun on this fine April 1st morning.
A: You've already used that Applejack.gif, Jake, and
B: I'm listening to that song right now, and I'm not sure Bentgrass actually wishes he was James Bond.
Good luck, though!
It's also great to hear that, *cough* you are so motivated. I'd love to read some more of *cough cough* your fics. Wow, my throat sure is dry.
I– I don't know how I feel about this. I mean, Bentgrass is too gruff and soulless.
*Reads further down. Notices the silly titles. Epiphany.*
Oh.
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Sounds like you need something to drink.
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Why thank you for the drink, oh fine apple-y friend of Jake the Army Guy.
Jake, I am so proud to have inspired you. To know that my brilliance and sheer talent have dragged you out of the depths of writer's block is such a warm and fuzzy in my heart. Please, smoke a joe for me, mmkay?
Diamonds...are not forever?
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that looks painful.
Bentgrass and Midnight Dasher. I could see that working. Especially if you're gonna keep shipping Twilight with a Diamond Dog.
Wait, hold the phone! All these stories and previous blog posts are from Dusk Quill...
How do you switch accounts?
Oh god...OH GOD!
I can't breath! DQ and Jake have me cracking up soooooOOOOoooo much right now. I need...I need a moment!
This...this seriously is the best thing ever! Oh god I can't stop laughing!