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Alaborn

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Alaborn Joined 8th Mar, 2012 · Offline

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  • 148 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Strong Seconds

    Not an episode review this time.

    PresentPerfect writes about the "Applejack Problem", that a character with everything figured out becomes too boring. Her cutie mark is literally deciding she wants to stay home.

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    1 comments · 391 views

  • 149 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Putting Your Hoof Down and It's About Time

    S2E19 Putting Your Hoof Down

    Watching this episode as part of the whole series is jarring. You have episode after episode of ponies being kind and friendly, then a whole bunch of rude ponies all at once.

    I hate Angel Bunny in this episode. I want to turn him into hasenpfeffer.

    I'd like to know why there just happens to be a hedge maze somewhere near Ponyville.

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    3 comments · 233 views

  • 153 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Hearts and Hooves Day and A Friend in Deed

    S2E17 Hearts and Hooves Day

    The writers have chosen, once again, to feature a holiday or celebration in this episode. Arguably, this is the seventh time (Summer Sun Celebration, Winter Wrap Up, Running of the Leaves, Grand Galloping Gala, Nightmare Night, Hearth's Warming, Hearts and Hooves Day), and the third time directly referencing a major American holiday.

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    3 comments · 210 views

  • 154 weeks
    Retrospective Review: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 and Read It and Weep

    S2E15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

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    6 comments · 298 views

  • 154 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Baby Cakes and The Last Roundup

    S2E13 Baby Cakes

    So this was an episode that came completely out of the blue. There was no indication of Cup Cake being pregnant, let alone with twins. I'm assuming there was a toy involved.

    "That makes sense, right?" Sure, but if you're a pegasus stallion with a beige coat or a unicorn stallion with a yellow coat, I wouldn't recommend dining at Sugarcube Corner.

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    6 comments · 206 views
Feb
22nd
2014

Name the day · 11:51pm Feb 22nd, 2014

Imagine this: the Cutie Mark Crusaders drink espresso. A lot of espresso. After Ponyville rebuilds, the citizens will forever refer to that day as _______.

Fill in the blank!

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Comments ( 16 )
Comment posted by Derpmind deleted Feb 22nd, 2014
Aatxe360
Aatxe360 #3 · Feb 22nd, 2014 · · ·
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Ragnarok. :scootangel:

Then the Bearers use the Elements to banish them to the moon. Because the moon is lonely.

FanOfMostEverything
FanOfMostEverything #4 · Feb 22nd, 2014 · · ·
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The Caffeinated Crusader Catastrophe™.

Derpy_Dragon
Derpy_Dragon #5 · Feb 22nd, 2014 · · ·
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Espressocalypse.

Nodoga
Nodoga #6 · Feb 23rd, 2014 · · ·
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1863700
Dammit! You did it before me!

Derpmind
Derpmind #7 · Feb 23rd, 2014 · · ·
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1863715

I just finished sealing up a time paradox. Saved 4,552 lives and a bowl of petunias.

Nodoga
Nodoga #8 · Feb 23rd, 2014 · · ·
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It seems that your username suits you.

Zaveryn
Zaveryn #11 · Feb 23rd, 2014 · · ·
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Caffeine Mania Catastrophe

Georg
Georg #12 · Feb 23rd, 2014 · · ·
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Cappuccinoclypse
(You know I'm writing that chapter in Letters right now...)

onomiyaki
onomiyaki #13 · Feb 23rd, 2014 · · ·
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1863700 You stole my idea. Idea thief.

Bronze Statue
Bronze Statue #14 · Feb 23rd, 2014 · · ·
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The Day Terra (or Equis or whatever planet name you want to use) Stood Still.

Alaborn
Alaborn #15 · Feb 24th, 2014 · · ·
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Thanks for the suggestions. I decided to use something close to FanOfMostEverything's suggestion, Caffeinated Crusader Calamity.

And as a reward for responding, enjoy a sneak preview of the story featuring overly caffeinated Crusaders.

FanOfMostEverything
FanOfMostEverything #16 · Feb 24th, 2014 · · ·
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Woo! Alliterative appeal achieves acceptance! :pinkiehappy: Glad I could be of assistance.

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