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Jet Howitzer

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

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  • 509 weeks
    Spam be Damned

    I said I was gonna do it, and I did it. Not my best run, but I have had worse attempts.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

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  • 509 weeks
    I am the make Movie-Film

    First, I am making some progress in regards to writing. Fireflies is more than likely next to get an update, and then some of my other works.

    In other news, I'm going to start doing some recordings of myself playing some games I like, along with commentary. Because I can. And I think that it's fun.

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  • 510 weeks
    Democracy: Probably a Dictatorship

    Well, dear readers, I've reached a smidgen of a snag when it comes to Fireflies. Not anything too dramatic, it's still going to be written, and things of that nature. So, don't worry about me abandoning it, or something like that. I'm not that much of a tosser... Most of the time.


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  • 516 weeks
    I am now 23

    The title says it all, people.
    As of today, July 4, 2014 I am 23 years of age.

    Please, hold your applause, and just throw money. Can't buy shit with applause.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

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  • 517 weeks
    A Tale of Two Stories

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
    There are two tales that I would like to shamelessly endorse, now, and here they are:

    Distant Memories

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The Best Laid Plans... · 5:16pm Feb 11th, 2014

Well, my dear readers, it has come time, once again, for another thrilling bit of news from the wild and untamed depths of my mind. The topic of the day is, unsurprisingly, my various tales and stories.

That being, I have made some long term plans in regards to them. And those plans entail finishing some of them. Now, this will likely incite some degree of displeasure in some of you, but it is a sacrifice that I am willing to make, and that I hope you will not be too upset with.

The following is a list of current stories that I will finish:

Fireflies -- I don't know how much longer this story will be, but I will finish this story, even if it kills me.

Imagined Parallels -- Like Fireflies, I don't know how long this story will be when it's done, but it will probably be shorter than Fireflies

Faster Than Light -- No bloody idea. It really depends on how much I feel like writing. I know the general plot I want to follow, but it's still unclear how long I want this one to go.

Fireflies: Dimensions -- This is going to be relatively short. The actual story is going to be over just a few days, and I probably won't do more than a few chapters per day. Expect less than 20 chapters, here.

The following is a list of projects that are started, or that I intend to write.

Project Sinking (Comedy/Clop) (Semi-Collab with DarkWing) -- This is a one shot. Any further description would fail to do the story any semblance of justice. Suffice to say, it's a monstrosity. I don't... I don't even...

Project Skunk (Comedy) (Request) -- Two chapters, about 10K words. I have a goodly portion of this story actually done, and I plan to have it up within the next week, or so.

Project Fragment (Clop/Romance/Adventure-ish) (Fireflies Universe) -- Probably going to be about the same length as Fireflies. No spoilers, though, so just keep waiting. This story will also see spacecowboy getting a wish of his fulfilled in regards to the Fireflies universe (I eagerly await your jokes, SC.).

Project HiE SI (Slice of Life) -- A real, proper, self-insert HiE. That's right, boyos, I'm going to Equestria. No idea what I'm going to have happen, but I'm going to react to it all as I think that I would.

And, really, I think that's everything that I have planned. All other stories, posted or not, have no guarantees of being finished. Not out of spite, but because the ideas behind them no longer appeal to me as much as they did when I started them. Sad to say, but I don't think I'll ever finish the Nameless Romance Series that started my career. That's not a promise, but I just can't see myself finishing it.

That's all for now, since I think I've given you all a bit to think about. Or, perhaps, not. I can't predict what I'll think about something, let alone what you will all think.

Sursum Aeternum!
-Jet Howitzer

P.S. All the projects are unnamed as of yet, so if anyone would like to make suggestions, I'd be more than happy to hear them.

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Comments ( 7 )

The self-insert should be titled
"The Day I Shot Equestria".


Lookit this bloody tosser with his lists and shit!

Alsso, dat SI. I should totally get started on mine.

1823531 Lookit this feckin shite gobbler with his insults and rubbish.

Yeah, you really should. It'd be a shame if I was able to get mine started first. That'd be downright shameful.

List of keepers: "Faster than light"

Yes! Oh, thank you! That's the story I subscribed to you for and I've been really worried that you'd toss it out the window like a jar of mayonnaise with a condom at the bottom.

I'm so glad you haven't abandoned it, you spectacularly well endowed beast, you.

1823875 Of course I'm not going to toss that one out. It's one of my favorites, even if it is a bit hard to write for.

Nothing for the Nameless Romance Series?

You in equestria? *grabs popcorn* let the games begin!

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