When will I learn · 12:36am Jan 18th, 2014
So as I'm finally adding to The Chaotic Relationship of Eris and Dusk Shine I realized that my wife never calls me anything but by my name.
I call her gorgeous or sweetie. She ....doesn't do anything like that.
so...on the ride home in our van(Yes we have a van...I have a soccer team...I'm the coach....oh god, I just realized I'm a soccer dad...)
Anywho I asked her: "Hey gorgeous, why don't you ever call me names?"
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Have you ever had one of those moments that you want to erase. The moment they happen.
For the next 20 min I put up with the love of my life calling me names of everything under the sun.
My favorite one had to be: Panty wearing pony f*cker
Well at least I'm getting plenty of material for my story.
My wife the troll.
at least she loves you. Right?
so is your wife really Eris? X3
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well?
1729237 She loves me a lot. shes just a hard ass. She actually very caring she just likes to troll people. She makes me laugh every day to be honest.
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sounds like a lovely person.
she sounds like my aunt.... shes a major hard ass sometimes, but she makes up for it.
1729250 She is, I see her go above and beyond to help people every day that she hardly knows,
she just has a twisted sense of humor.
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omfg
I cant breathe
"panty wearing pony f*cker"
omfg
you had that coming
xD
your wife is best troll
1729271 so your mawead to the god of chaos
must be hell there X3
1729291 Nah, honestly I would be bored without her.
Well she sounds like a very fun person to be around.
Well that's the laugh I needed after finding out the Molestia tumblr was shut down.
1729294 that's true, your one lucky person
1729302 Yea, lucky she lets me live
Not sure if I should be worried or envious...
1729304 better then what i got
1729334 dont worry sweetie, I'd fuck ya
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1729336 but i hate Spike and im not gay
1729341 aww who said you had a say in the matter?
LMAO sry I get a little trollish myself
1729358 run now or i shell rollen Dr Who and Sherlock for you, and i can do it >3
You have an excellent wife!
God, mate, you're a better man than me. I'd get super offended if someone called me that, let alone my significant other
aren't we all panty waering pony fuckers ? :3
PS: I'm still not wearing any ;)
Your wife sounds sexy, and she has a sense of humor. Lucky asshole.
1729704 wait what....I think I wow um ........
1729726 :3
I find that utterly hilarious I said it once and I will say it again you're pretty damn lucky you have a woman who loves you so damn much. Even if its hard to see sometimes.
Keeps life interesting as well as just plain fun.
1729240 ....?
This is for you.
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... Panty wearing pony fucker?
1731500 it has no merit, she said it to say it
Okay... I'm slightly disappointed, but okay.
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I wanted to hear that story.
1733219 ah, no there is no story about me wearing panites and fucking a pony
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But I wish there was.
1733235 Why? Do I turn you on?
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You might.
1733244 I doubt it.
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Why?
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We could make a story.
1733253 if brains were sexy i'd be elvis. but im far from attractive. plus im straight, although my wife would tell you otherwise.
1733264 oh god...lol
1730849 You have received the Troll Wifes approval.
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I want to get really creepy, but I'm starting to scare myself.
Was your wife really kidding, or was she dead serious about her insults?
1748248 she also called me sugar tits and cum bucket
I'll let you figure it out