The Dark Truth about Snips and Snails

Some of you have noticed that Snips and Snails have managed to worm their way into the title sequence somehow, despite their relative unimportance in the show. Others noted that it was odd that Sunset Shimmer had these two as her accomplices in Equestria Girls.

But you see, the truth is that there is a reason for this. There is a reason that Snips and Snails have attained greater prominence. You see, it is because of the bronies.

No, not because the bronies love them. You see, it is because they represent the bronies.

Think about it.

Loud?

Obnoxious at times?

Constantly seeking attention from their social superiors?

Kind of funny looking?

Possessed of a deep and irrational love for Trixie?

Now you know the terrible truth.

Comments

[Skeeter The Lurker]

...Pft.

Ok. Wow.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[Merc the Jerk]

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[Blagdaross]

Either that's the most horrible thing I've heard in a long time, or you need to reconsider how much alcohol you consume.

Possibly too much. Possibly too little.

[RainbowBob]

So… Seth is Snails, right? Definitely.

[HoofBitingActionOverload]

Oh God...

Oh God.

[Titanium Dragon]

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Not a drop touches my scaly lips, I'm afraid.

[Cryosite]

"Constantly seeking attention from their social superiors?"

[Solitair]

I haven't seen such a harsh and blunt reminder to check the ego since Barton Fink.

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Teetotalers for life.