Merry Christmas to All!

"Salutations, Good readers! I am Wind Whistler!"

"And I'm Fizzy, yaaaay!"

"Yes, well....we are here, at Tornado's request, to wish all of you the nicest and happiest Christmas anyone could ask for!"

"Merry Christmas, everyone! Remember to eat lots of Christmas cookies, and sneak a peek at your presents!"

"Fizzy! That's terrible advice to give them! What if there are impressionable youth reading this? What would thier parents say?"

"Can we peek at our presents, too?"

"Now cut that out, Fizz! We are supposed to be wishing the readers a happy holiday, here! Now, why don't you pour some of that egg nogg I asked you to bring?"

"About that... see, I thought we could each go halfway on that, so I brought this!"

"Is that... an egg?"

"Yeah, I'll bring the egg, you bring the nogg. Sounds fair, right?"

"Ugh... well, we can forget the egg nogg. So Fizz, would you mind telling us some of the presents you got for the ponies here in the castle, perchance?"

"Oh, that's easy! See, Salty is getting all of our stallion friends presents, so I just decided to get all the mares we know this year's playfilly stud of the month calendar!"

"Fizzy, that is most inapropriate! why on earth did you decide to do that?!?"

"Oh, Firefly reccomeded it, seemed like a great idea. Hey, check out March's stallion centerfold! Have you ever seen a unicorn horn that long?"

"Leave it to a nympho like Firefly to- oh, my.... I wasn't even aware that a stallion's anatomy could do that...."

"Ha! You're blushing! Wind Whistler is blushing!"

"I am not! Anyway, put that thing away."

"Okay, what do you wanna do now?"

"Well, I thought Salty was going to help us put up a christmas tree today."

"Nahhh, he gonna go help the other big brother ponies get a real BANG out of christmas."

"Really? What are they doing for the holiday?"

"Oh, thy said something about setting off a tannenbaum in the middle of Dream Castle's ballroom."

"How droll. You know you should've been a comedian instead of a soda jerkette?"

"No, but if you hum a few bars, I'm sure I can follow along!"

"That joke is so old it stinks, Fizz."

"What, like that fruitcake you gave me last year? BEST... PAPERWEIGHT...EVER!"

"And with that, I wish you all a merry Christmas, everybody!"

"And a happy glue year!"

"FIZZY! THAT'S TOO GROSS FOR CHRISTMAS! Geez, don't be so morbid!"

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[La Vallett1]

Can I wish you a happy Hearth's Warming to you two mares?

Cdt. Vallett.

((Still early, but Happy (very early) Christmas to you too, Firehooves - La Vallett1))