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Dec

20th

2013

Inoffensive Northern Hemisphere Wintertime Celebratory Time Salutations · 8:49pm Dec 20th, 2013

From the "desk" of HLJ:

Greetings fellow human beings! I hope you are celebrating your respective northern hemisphere wintertime holidays in an inoffensive manner to those around who may or may not share your same systems of beliefs.
As you might have noticed, I have made a return for the widely celebrated and therefore horrendously offensive Christmas! I'm going to be in town for a few days to partake in celebrations with like minded humanoids, so I decided to drop on by for a spell! In the spirit of giving, I've also released new chapters of some of my good 'ol stories! I really only plan on releasing on each, but who knows what all this holiday cheer is gonna do to me! Maybe I'll die.
Well, that's all for now. If I don't see you before it's back to business as usual for me, have a joyous and politically correct December everybody!
I swear I'm a human,
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