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twow443


I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

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  • 425 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 2

    Read the full riff here!

    Don't forget to leave comments! They help!

    0 comments · 626 views
  • 444 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 1

    Let’s get something out right now. Do NOT expect me to get through this entire story. It’s not happening.
    Now then...
    A while back a Skype group of mine had a shit-fit over this story, and I was really curious as to why. After putting it off for a while, I finally decided to start.
    I have no idea what happens in this story, and I didn’t read the one before it. Not going to either.

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    2 comments · 573 views
  • 467 weeks
    So there's a thing coming up.

    Yeah, you know how my best friend and I have been riffing a lot lately? Well...what if I told you that riffing in general is a thing that a group of friends of mine are trying to start up again? Cool? Yeah, I thought so. Well, what if I said that YOU can help?

    I can already see your minds spinning with ideas.

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    2 comments · 624 views
  • 474 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle!

    So because we haven’t done enough foalcon in these riffs, how about some more!
    (Foalcon is just the best, isn’t it friend?)
    I hate humanity.
    (I know twow. I know.)
    Today’s story is called Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle! And I’m not telling who the other character is, it’ll be a surprise.

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    0 comments · 553 views
  • 475 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: An Evening With His Favorite Princess

    Ah, foalcon. The closest legal thing to child pornography.
    (Foalcon is your favorite thing ever to riff, isn’t it twow?)
    Bite me. Either way, today’s story is called An Evening With His Favorite Princess. No points for guessing who it has in it.
    (Spoiler alert, it’s Pip and Luna.)
    Prepare your blast shields.

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    0 comments · 454 views
Dec
12th
2013

twow Riffs: My Little Slave, Chapters 1-3 · 11:05pm Dec 12th, 2013

Let me get something clear right now. This might not ever be finished.
I was banned from this story for a while. But after some stuff, well a LOT of stuff, I finally decided that I would give it a shot. And this will be something new for me.
I refuse to break again like I did with Blueblood. So, if it gets to the point where I can’t take it, I’m done.
The story in question is called My Little Slave. It has rape. A lot of rape. WAY too much fucking rape. And Fluttershy. Oh yes, it has Fluttershy.
...ladies and gentlemen, let’s attempt a riff.


Read the full riff here!

(If you leave comments, I will be a happy person.

NSFW: FUCKING EVERYTHING.

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Comments ( 12 )

You STUPID CUNT, twow.

1600541 And here I thought you didn't love me anymore.

Looks like a good riff. (I haven't forgotten about our little story. Life has just prevented me from moving as swiftly as I would like. The coming months are usually pretty slow, so I should have loads of time to finish everything I wanted.)

Gheeze, didn't even bother to show how she was abducted in the first place...

1600575 Glad to hear it. Thanks for the update.

I may just be being oblivious, but why does Fluttershy get sad every time someone mentions having children?

1602652 In Fallen's and my riffverse canon, Fluttershy cannot bear children.

You cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT! :raritycry:

I wish you the best of luck with the riff. I don't know if you'll survive it, even I'm afraid of that story. Here is a suitable song to go with the riff.

I...I can't read this...

1716282 I can barely riff it. I understand.

1717385
Please riff something less...this.

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