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twow443


I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

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  • 420 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 2

    Read the full riff here!

    Don't forget to leave comments! They help!

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  • 439 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 1

    Let’s get something out right now. Do NOT expect me to get through this entire story. It’s not happening.
    Now then...
    A while back a Skype group of mine had a shit-fit over this story, and I was really curious as to why. After putting it off for a while, I finally decided to start.
    I have no idea what happens in this story, and I didn’t read the one before it. Not going to either.

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  • 463 weeks
    So there's a thing coming up.

    Yeah, you know how my best friend and I have been riffing a lot lately? Well...what if I told you that riffing in general is a thing that a group of friends of mine are trying to start up again? Cool? Yeah, I thought so. Well, what if I said that YOU can help?

    I can already see your minds spinning with ideas.

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    2 comments · 620 views
  • 470 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle!

    So because we haven’t done enough foalcon in these riffs, how about some more!
    (Foalcon is just the best, isn’t it friend?)
    I hate humanity.
    (I know twow. I know.)
    Today’s story is called Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle! And I’m not telling who the other character is, it’ll be a surprise.

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  • 471 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: An Evening With His Favorite Princess

    Ah, foalcon. The closest legal thing to child pornography.
    (Foalcon is your favorite thing ever to riff, isn’t it twow?)
    Bite me. Either way, today’s story is called An Evening With His Favorite Princess. No points for guessing who it has in it.
    (Spoiler alert, it’s Pip and Luna.)
    Prepare your blast shields.

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Jun
11th
2015

So there's a thing coming up. · 1:00am Jun 11th, 2015

Yeah, you know how my best friend and I have been riffing a lot lately? Well...what if I told you that riffing in general is a thing that a group of friends of mine are trying to start up again? Cool? Yeah, I thought so. Well, what if I said that YOU can help?

I can already see your minds spinning with ideas.

Well, for the uninformed about the proper procedure of riffing, I'm going to give you a run-down of it. (which pretty much involves me copying it from someone I know because I am lazy as all hell)

For those of you who don't remember (there are probably a fair number by now), the way F/F/T3K works is pretty similar to the way my own riffs worked. Hell, the F/F/T3K format was what I based my own on, as well as RatherHomely's now tragically unpublished fic. Basically, the text of the story is laid out in the doc, unedited from its source, and the riffer goes in and inserts their own snarky commentary on the events happening in the story. The standardized format for it is such:

Story text story text story text...
Username: Witty remark that may or may not get a laugh from the audience!
More story text. [\quote]
[quote The commentary tends to range from jabs at the botched meanings of ill-constructed sentences to mocking the actions and mannerisms of the characters to lampshading the ludicrous nature of the narrative. It's all good-natured and lighthearted, and even GOOD stories are able to be riffed by one who can extract enough material from them, but let's face it, worse stories just provide more to comment on and lambast. You can look at any of the riffs linked on my userpage if you need examples, though those are almost exclusively "bad" stories.

So there you have it. It's not hard, can be fun and hey. Maybe it'll help you get over a bad day or something, I don't know. If you're up for it, then post a response right over here. Hope to see you there!

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We must revive the Three Musketeers!

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Hey, don't forget to make a post over in this thread if you want to join the new stuff, since because of the nature of the fic we're doing you won't be counted otherwise. Only three days left until it begins.

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