• Member Since 14th Apr, 2013
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Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

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  • 499 weeks
    Crossroads (Commissions?)

    Hi there.

    You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

    I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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    8 comments · 1,134 views
  • 503 weeks
    It's my Birthday, so AMA*

    32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

    So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

    And remember, kids....

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    21 comments · 650 views
  • 508 weeks
    And it's up!

    Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day

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    0 comments · 548 views
  • 508 weeks
    Ever been in a race with yourself?

    The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.

    6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.

    Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.

    No pressure, right?

    Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.

    (Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)

    7 comments · 557 views
  • 509 weeks
    New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow

    EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

    Get Ready.

    This guy:

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    9 comments · 710 views
Dec
6th
2013

I know I've been a deadbeat Dad on Trixie.... · 4:32pm Dec 6th, 2013

But you'll be happy to know work has re-started.

A pink mare walked by wearing a bonnet, on some morning errand. Trixie summoned her most winning smile. "Good morning, fair citizen!" The mare turned and looked at her, face neutral. Trixie pressed on. "Do you not agree with Trixie that, while hot, it's a lovely morning?"

"Up yours, Trixie." The mare sniffed, and trotted off.

This is going to get worse before it gets better.

EDIT: Hey, I have 249 followers. Who wants to be number 250?!

Report Einhander · 157 views · Story: Trixie, Appleloosa Sheriff ·
Comments ( 5 )

250!!!
on the other hand, Yay! (for the story.)

Trixie the law mare is going to get less respect than Barney Fife? That's harsh.
So how soon until we have another update?

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are ponies of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

251...
You're not allowed to have nice things.

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