Nov
10th
2013
Well, I'm going to Hell for sure, now. · 12:01am Nov 10th, 2013
In an attempt to get a little more recognition, as well as to test out a new experiment to take my mind off the whole Google Plus bullshit on Youtube, I have only gone and committed the ultimate sin...
I have written a Clopfic. (Chrysalis' Revenge)
I am truly ashamed of myself. If you guys want to unfollow me, then I won't hold a grudge against you. Oh god, I am so pathetic.
That I'm stooping to this low of a level just to improve my view count shows that I am nothing short of a waste of space on this planet, and I am going to meet the Devil when I die.
Forgive me, please...
'S alright man. Nothing a little booze (okay, a lot of booze) and some drunk crying won't fix. Its what I do after I write clop.
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If you knew me personally, and you don't, then you'd know that no amount of booze can change the wonderful strangeness that is me. Still, if it gets a decent number of views, at least I'm getting something useful out of these dirty-minded Cloppers. LOL
Also, I've decided that I'm going to make a start on a small animation for your OC next week. My current animation is on hold now. Google Plus has really fucked with me on Youtube, making it difficult for me to converse with other Youtubers. Did you know that when you make a Google Plus account through Youtube, the top most popular Youtubers, like PewDiePie and Smosh, automatically get a subscription from you? WHAT A LOAD OF LAZY BULLSHIT!
Would you like to voice your own OC, or shall I find a temporary VA to do it until you are available?
I'm thinking of having Green Tea jumping and running around the screen shouting 'COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE! WHO WANTS SUGAR? HE HE HE HE HE!', due to the crazed nature of your OC (I believe you said yourself she was crazed?), while my OC, Unique, looks on in total WTF?. If you have a better idea, please let me know. It's your OC after all, so you have a vote in what she does and says.
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Sorry to hear that.
Also, a temporary VA will do. I'm kinda busy with RL at the moment. Ya know how it is.
Erm, I'm about to myself. Not for views or out of desperation... but because I actually want to.
It's going to be a Rumblebloom escapade titled "Spelunking".
Dude! I really dont see anything wrong. dont be so doubtful of yourself.
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Damn you've got a wicked cool avatar...
Oh, er, right yeah sure. I'll not let myself down.
1496821hehe thanks!
If you're going to hell for this then heaven must really be a dismal place.
If you want to be a nihilist and say that you're a waste of space on this planet, at least adopt the other, liberating parts of the philosophy and realize that, out of 7.3 billion people on the planet, basically nobody cares about what you do at this point in your life, so feel free to do something that gives you some gratification, whatever that may be.
On the religious undertones: if you feel like you need to berate and deride yourself because of your religion, it's time to reconsider your values. Which isn't to say you can do no wrong as long as you're sticking to your beliefs, but for something like this which probably affects literally zero people in your everyday life besides yourself, you'd be doing yourself a disservice to think less of yourself for writing it.
Also, congrats on the feature. If you like writing clop and you like the recognition that comes from doing it decently, take it another step and try to write some clop with meanings, themes, and messages, just like any other story.
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I am not religious, though i do believe to some extent that there is a god.
Also, I can't say i like writing clop when this is my FIRST EVER attempt at doing so. The fact alone that it got featured and a lot of views practically fucking blew my mind to pieces. I've never gotten this kind of attention before, so it was just so...unexpected.
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Cool. Hopefully you'll get some worthwhile attention, and hopefully if you ever decide to try again in the future you'll approach it with a more pragmatic point of view.
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I'd like to the next Clopfic I ever write to be more...meaningful. Call me gay if you must, but I'm a guy who likes the romantic genre. I just do. This story is kinda like my 'practice' in writing sexual stuff, so i guess i can take what i learn from writing this and use it to make something more respectable.
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'call me gay if you must'
lol
anyone who calls you gay for being a romantic is either projecting their problems onto you or looking for a reaction
straight up smut is respectable, if that's what you're going for; I don't mean to deride the genre, I've just simply picked up on some context on how you might feel about clop in general from your blog post and thought that my pretentious advice might make clopfics seem a little bit less like something you have to be 'ashamed' of doing.
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Ah, okay i see now. I was just being retarded. HUR-DERP-A-DERP!
Okay, i thank you for the sound advice, dude. And even if people did think of me like that, it doesn't bother me. I just turn away and ignore their screams of pain as they burn in the house fires I'd start.
XD
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Do you take criticism well? I'm reading your story right now and writing down my thoughts, but if you'd prefer to learn without bias from someone else's thoughts i'll refrain from posting them.
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I can take criticism well. Bullshit, not so much.
You could walk up to me and say, ''UniqueSKD, you have bad breath, shitty personality, and you suck at life!'', and I'll just reply, ''Okay, but what about my bad points?'' XD
This is like a perfect case for how Clopfics are treated on this site.
An average writer, like yourself, posting a few SFW stories, a few of which aren't too poorly received, but never more than 200 or so views, and 16 likes.
Then, a single Clopfic, and BAM, 150 likes, feature box, 900 views in less than a day.
This isn't stooping low, this is fighting to survive.
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IT'S THE, EYE OF THE TIGER
IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT
RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVALS!
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Fame?
Bah! Fame leads only to corruption. Look at the majority of celebrities in the world today, who began as hopeful musicians and actors, quickly spiraling downhill to drugs and sex and scandals because of their new-found wealth and status.
I would sooner trade away all my fame in favor of having people by my side who i could call my friends, and who would consider me their friend in return.
But yes. I can only go on from here. And just what lies ahead is certain, but no matter what times lie ahead, be they good or bad, i'll face them head on. So long as i got one person who's willing to give my stories a chance, there is no obstacle that can hope to stop me.
I'M FUCKING UNIQUE FOR A REASON, BITCHES!
EYE OF THE MUTHA-FUCKING TIGER!
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But friends can make you feel good, and the famous people you have sex with have probably shagged other famous people and contracted sexual diseases. And my sperm must be kept healthy so that the world can one day benefit from the creation of another me.
And besides, there's ALWAYS two different sides to fame anyway.
I woulnt call it clop but it was amusing
Are you serious? Writing clop is one of the highest things a writer can aspire to. Yeah, you've got your epic adventures and fuzzy oneshot heartwarming stuff... but at the end of the day, more people enjoy a good clop than anything else.
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The story wasn't written seriously. I'm amazed i managed to get all this attention writing something that i didn't put much enthusiasm in to. XD
Look at it this way when you arrive in hell at least all the readers will come with you.. Crude humor is lewd .
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I HAVE TO SHARE MY SPOT IN HELL!?